Lucas Smith, a fellow conspiracy theorist who Taitz identified in her lawsuit as the discoverer of Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, gave his statement to the Orange County Register.

Among the allegations Smith makes is that Taitz asked him to say that he was the one who obtained a document that was alleged to be a 1964 Kenyan birth certificate for Barack Hussein Obama II. He says he didn't. That document had been called a forgery by experts, and Smith said his own research also concluded that the document was fake. He also alleges that Taitz asked him to give false testimony about speaking to specific people in Africa, and that she asked two other people to lie under oath.

"It began to become clearer and clearer to me that Orly Taitz had no understanding of the law," he writes.

Hey Cro-Magnon, her dentistry is supect too.

"I came to an exhaustive conclusion that Orly Taitz may be the 'Birthers' worst nightmare. Outside of paying attention to her own voice at length, Orly Taitz has the attention span of a small child."

Because being Take-It-To-Eleventy insane isn't nightmare enough?  It's telling that Smith's arrival at this conclusion was 'exhaustive'.  Most primates with I.Q. points greater or equal to the number of their fingers absorbed that fact instantaneously.  In fact, I'm not convinced Orly has the cognitive capacity to manage Heliotropism without a team of assistants.

Smith also reveals that Taitz stopped speaking to him after he told people that she was sleeping with Charles Lincoln, a member of her legal team. And he describes in detail Lincoln, who has been disbarred in three states, relating his opinion of Taitz's sexual performance.

ZOMG!  Charles Lincoln, the crack legal mind, Spiritual Patriot, and bonafide bat turd who was disbarred from California, Florida, and Texas in 2004 can now add Cougar PUMA trainer to his Curriculum Vitae. I can't speak to Orly's sexual prowess {shudder}, but those of us compos mentis know, unequivocally, that she sucks.  Pun intended.

Oh, and all the sordid details on the Lincoln / Taitz coupling are available via the HuffPo link in the opening.  Go ahead, you sick puppies, you know you wanna.