That's right, a tie. There are TWO great captions, each of which garnered 14 top ratings (4 or 11) from fellow Left Takers.

And the winners are... (drumroll)

"Yankee Doodle Dipshit" (by "Scarlett")

and... 

"Sarah Palin: Not Smart Enough to be a Politician, Not Hot Enough to be a Porn Star" (by "AFigueroa1986").

Now, normally, we'd split the pot, but... what the heck, it's Thanksgiving, so... $20.09 to both!