Left Take:: $20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Joe Lieberman!

Mental slavery is mental death, and every man who has given up his intellectual freedom is the living coffin of his dead soul. ~Robert Green Ingersoll

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Collective bleep

by: SunnyNDevilishTue Jan 05, 2010 at 19:41:04 PM CST

Very funny!

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Never let them see you sweat!!!

by: JilzillaTue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:50:15 PM CST

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The Dead Kennedys

by: elikelpTue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:50:21 PM CST

To the tune of DK's "California Uber Alles" :

Stupid- i ~~ty , Uber Alles, Stupid~~i-ty Uber Alles!
Uber Alles, stupiditee ee ee!

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right freakin on

by: jakhamerSun Jan 10, 2010 at 15:40:23 PM CST

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I propose a bailout for the nation's armpits.

by: yobrokerboyTue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:50:28 PM CST

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Contest

by: KCahillTue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:52:33 PM CST

I promised that my health-lobbyist wife would influnce my vote, and I delivered!

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HATE what you FEAR; FEAR what you DONT UNDERSTAND
"All of the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects."- Brave New World, Aldous Huxley

"Slavery is Freedom, War is Peace, Ignorance is Stregnth"-1984, Geroge Orwell

YES , yet again, a single confused voice can undermine the foolish dream of American Democracy

by: elikelpTue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:53:38 PM CST

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And though he be but little, he is fierce.

by: parumincendiaTue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:53:46 PM CST

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Caption Contest

by: stevet13Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:54:28 PM CST

Keep that arm raised Joe; the war's still not over! :-)

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.

by: Don of DogtownTue Jan 05, 2010 at 16:58:09 PM CST

"One THRUST into the back"..."just like THIS"...and I was suddenly worth MILLIONS MORE to the lobbyists!!!"

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caption

by: GilgameshTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:01:18 PM CST

Lieberman:
"This finger is for the Americans without health care" **image cropped**

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Lieberman Contest

by: woodstock950Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:03:23 PM CST

"Will all the power hungry, traitorous, whiney, brain dead politicians here raise your hands!!!"

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Or:

by: woodstock950Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 19:00:54 PM CST

AETNA UBER ALLIS!!!! (Aetna above all!!!!)

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Or:

by: woodstock950Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 20:12:38 PM CST

"Power To The Putrid"

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[ Parent ]

Or

by: woodstock950Wed Jan 06, 2010 at 16:15:47 PM CST

"Heil Cheney!"

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[ Parent ]

Or

by: woodstock950Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:04:17 PM CST

"JOHN MC-CAIN! JOHN MC-CAIN! JOHN MC-CAIN!"

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Joe Lieberman IS Rocky Balboa!!

by: MixMacTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:03:33 PM CST

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Joe Lieberman Caption Contest

by: AFigueroa1986Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:06:53 PM CST

Joe Lieberman has leveled up!

Joe Lieberman gains 5 idiot points!

Joe Lieberman gains 3 cluelessness points!

Joe Lieberman has learned "Deceit"!

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Caption For Lieberman.....

by: saintsgumboTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:09:10 PM CST

BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULLS----- IIIIIII HAVE THE POWER

......LEiber-MAN

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I paid for these teeth with my own sweat and blood! Who needs health care?!

by: dkalthoffTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:12:32 PM CST

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WHIIIIIITTTTEEEEE POWWWWWEEERRRR!!!!!!

by: mrdizzleTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:16:20 PM CST

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Lieberman pic cap:

by: TimS88Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:20:15 PM CST

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! I HAVE NO SPIIIIINE!

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...and if I lose in the primary as an independent, I'll just run again in the general election as the ass clown candidate.

by: mr. furiousTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:21:02 PM CST

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I got your government provided prostate exam RIGHT HERE!

by: BabylonDonTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:22:57 PM CST

.

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Sure deoderant rethinks its choice of Leiberman as the spokesman for the "Raise your hand if you're sure" campaign.

by: troisfilsTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:24:36 PM CST

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"Gay pride!"

by: lilmattTue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:50:12 PM CST

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Lieberman

by: pwrgoddess1Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 17:58:26 PM CST

Yay! I farted and didn't shit my pants this time!

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20.10 caption contest

by: drciroTue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:09:49 PM CST

And then the Pharmaceutical lobby told me "This is how far up your ass we are gonna shove it, if you let this bill go through"..What could I do?

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And then the Pharmaceutical lobby told me "This is how far up your ass we are gonna shove it, if you let this bill go through"..What could I do?

by: drciroTue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:25:38 PM CST

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aint that the truth though

by: jakhamerSun Jan 10, 2010 at 15:51:40 PM CST

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Victory is Mine! Now, if i could only get my health insurance company to cover my double-cheek surgury...

by: MunnchTue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:17:22 PM CST

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"Some days I grab the lever over here on the right. Some days I grab the one on the left. That's all I have to say about that..."

by: mdempsTue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:26:16 PM CST

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Yay, I won! Ass Clown of the Year! Woo-hoo!

by: misspixelTue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:29:39 PM CST

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Pick a hand!

by: GreytmomTue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:43:05 PM CST

I DARE you to pull my finger!

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GOP Fertilization Technician Joe Lieberman demonstrates his technique

by: DougUnit12Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:48:05 PM CST

I had to reach THIS high to stroke that GOP Elephant.

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Lieberman photo

by: WhitewayGirl1124Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 18:51:23 PM CST

This is my left....no wait, this is my right...no wait...um...yeah my right!

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I DID IT! I POOPED IN THE BIG KID POTTY!

by: micasesTue Jan 05, 2010 at 19:01:38 PM CST

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Down with whitey! Wait, that's ME!

by: rmcoplonTue Jan 05, 2010 at 19:04:08 PM CST

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Joe Lieberman

by: FreeWorldTue Jan 05, 2010 at 19:15:26 PM CST

"Smell my armpit! Does that smell like a liberal's armpit? No it doesn't; because I use Right Wing Guard!"

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Spinachzized!

by: SunnyNDevilishTue Jan 05, 2010 at 19:35:45 PM CST

"Yay! Eating spinach really works Popeye! Looky me big muscle"!

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Bolder, Stronger . . . Spinach Power!

by: SunnyNDevilishTue Jan 05, 2010 at 19:51:06 PM CST

"Yay! Eating spinach really works Popeye! Looky me big muscle"!

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"They'll take away my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead... oh, frak..."

by: MeowlinTue Jan 05, 2010 at 20:36:39 PM CST

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Lieberman Photo Caption

by: goodguydavTue Jan 05, 2010 at 20:55:17 PM CST

Yes, my wrist is as small as my mind!!!

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If I had a machine gun in this hand and screamed out "Wolverines" at the top of my lungs I'd be f'ing hotter than Patrick Swayze in 'Red Dawn.'

by: kjschillerTue Jan 05, 2010 at 21:02:29 PM CST

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"You can have your public option when you pry it from my cold, impeached fingers."

by: DougMolitorTue Jan 05, 2010 at 21:09:28 PM CST

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"Aetna Power!"

by: DougMolitorTue Jan 05, 2010 at 21:11:08 PM CST

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$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Joe Lieberman!

by: thasinTue Jan 05, 2010 at 21:16:07 PM CST

That is Joe saying - If Bush is Dumb, Cheney is Dumber, I am the DUMBEST!

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Caption.

by: woodstock950Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 21:23:13 PM CST

AETNA, I'M GLAD I MET YA'

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Lieberman's Rally Cry!!

by: beatz3Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 21:24:40 PM CST

Yes we can(Give more money to insurance companies while simultaneously depriving hard-working citizens of affordable health care and dooming others to skyrocketing and ever inflating prices for coverage)!!!

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Caption:

by: SRiverCTue Jan 05, 2010 at 22:17:18 PM CST

Yes!! I have successfully sold my vote and my soul to the right wing.

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A Cup o' Joe

by: faultguyTue Jan 05, 2010 at 22:24:18 PM CST

You have been a great audience, Thank You Cleveland!!

Er...I mean Detroit.

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Why does it seem as though the only single woman left in the world is my ex-wife?!

Joe says...

by: lamb12Tue Jan 05, 2010 at 22:52:26 PM CST

All the douchebags in the room, give me a fist pump!!......
anyone else in here a douchebag??
No?
just me?

I'll just sit down now.
Thank You

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Don't suffocate on your own hate.

Lieberman reminds his caucas that "fist" can be a verb.

by: MarkGarrisonWed Jan 06, 2010 at 00:12:54 AM CST

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Sadly...

by: JustinConleyWed Jan 06, 2010 at 01:43:21 AM CST

"I HAVE THE POWER!... To completely ruin peoples chances of REAL Health Care Reform... " (He-Man Reference)

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"Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better." - Harry S. Truman

By the balls

by: AKperipateticWed Jan 06, 2010 at 02:19:27 AM CST

I hold Harry Reid's testicles in this hand.

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Caption for joe's pic

by: K. G. BunnyWed Jan 06, 2010 at 02:19:53 AM CST

All for one and I'm the One!

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Lieberman caption

by: Mike SaariWed Jan 06, 2010 at 06:00:02 AM CST

Look Ma, I'm on top of the world!!!

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Joe Holds Up An Imaginary Rush Limbaugh Scalp...

by: signupWed Jan 06, 2010 at 07:02:41 AM CST

"If Rush had a little more comb-over... I could hold his head up!"

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Hosting plus autoresponder... one low price!

Hoe, Joe!

by: arjalaWed Jan 06, 2010 at 07:05:33 AM CST

Fu(k yous!

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o_0!

by: TheCounsellorWed Jan 06, 2010 at 07:06:49 AM CST

Black Panthers forever!

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Lieberman quote

by: rossgullWed Jan 06, 2010 at 12:31:56 PM CST

and with this fist I shall smite my enemy...and he is me!!

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YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE POWER THAT'S... me?

by: mrmock89Wed Jan 06, 2010 at 12:38:14 PM CST

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I've got santorum in my hand, and I got it from you, America!

by: Simply AgresticWed Jan 06, 2010 at 15:03:03 PM CST

SSIA

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Mr. Lieberman Caption

by: Jo_ZeeWed Jan 06, 2010 at 16:55:21 PM CST

Who can guess what I have in my fist...who can guess where I should put my fist.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade!

Joe... an experienced Fistee

by: thekosmickidThu Jan 07, 2010 at 12:35:12 PM CST

Fistees who are more experienced may take two fists (double-fisting) in the rectum. In the case of double-fisting, pleasure is derived more from the stretching of the anus than from the thrusting (in-and-out) movement of hands. Some fistees also enjoy deeper penetration, in which the hand is inserted further into the sigmoid colon.

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Caption Contest

by: mikekallasThu Jan 07, 2010 at 13:33:39 PM CST

Let's give'em hell, Dem..rep..lib..independantarians

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Let's give'em hell, Dem..rep..lib..independantarians

by: mikekallasThu Jan 07, 2010 at 13:35:33 PM CST

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Joe Liberman

by: BillyEarlThu Jan 07, 2010 at 13:58:24 PM CST

As the Three Musketeers (Palin, Limbaugh and Beck) say "All for Joe and Joe for Joe!!!"

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Caption contest

by: shelby.hannahThu Jan 07, 2010 at 15:18:50 PM CST

"Ok fellow blue dog deusch bags, on the count of three I want to see those anti-progressive spirit fingers! One, two..."

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FIST PUMP!

by: eab929Thu Jan 07, 2010 at 22:03:35 PM CST

"Those Jersey Shore kids sure are popular with their fist pumps...maybe I should try?"

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"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." -Mae West

"$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Joe Lieberman! (+)"

by: stephenburnettThu Jan 07, 2010 at 22:31:07 PM CST

"I hold in one hand an olive branch, and in the other a freedom killer's gun. Let not the gun drop from my hands..."

[with a tip-o-the-hat to the late Yasser Arafat's infamoous UN speech]

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May the rest of the Democrats quit, errr, retire!

by: AMessNBCThu Jan 07, 2010 at 22:49:03 PM CST

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POWER TO THE PERSON!

by: fanisFri Jan 08, 2010 at 07:46:07 AM CST

The most powerful man in the senate...Joey Lieb

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caption

by: larney52Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:48:35 PM CST

YESSSS! My insurance isn't affected!

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Lieberman Contest

by: bizzheeeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:49:23 PM CST

Power to the No's!

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Lieberman Caption Contest

by: dallan007Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:53:53 PM CST

Dis be for mah homies kickin it back in Stamford! Stick it to da man, yo!

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"Panthers!"

by: kuymanFri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:54:40 PM CST

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No More Years! No More Years!

by: CDjockeyFri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:54:50 PM CST

The title speaks for itself...

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I ALSO SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS!!!

by: NoelFri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:58:31 PM CST

Yay!!

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Joe

by: michaelsnyder1754Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:58:44 PM CST

Killing the public option in the sentate - 1 million dollars

needlessly killing American citzens to add profits in your pockets - 1 million dollars

knowing you have Joe Lieberman in your corner - Priceless

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Caption

by: mshepard42Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 12:59:19 PM CST

"This is the 'Fist of Joe!' It's meaning isn't clear, it doesn't stand for anything and most of the time it's up my ass!"

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caption

by: psalamoneFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:21:49 PM CST

Good, up until the fist up [his] ass part

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[ Parent ]

I agree

by: mshepard42Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:31:57 PM CST

But it does convey a certain "I don't do a damn thing" message that I think if he had his thumb up would have worked out better.

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[ Parent ]

Joe Lieberman

by: lraignerFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:00:20 PM CST

Sieg- Wait, what? The hand's supposed to be open? damn, let me try that again.

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Read my lips...I'm a Republican!

by: moeshaFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:01:14 PM CST

Read my lips...I'm a Republican!

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No Joe!

by: EvanONSFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:01:20 PM CST

Together, we can do NOTHING!

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Contest

by: SchnappiFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:01:24 PM CST

My arm! it's stuck! maybe universal health care isn't such a bad idea!

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caption

by: benleviFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:01:56 PM CST

"...and in this hand, I hold all the goodness in my heart...oh wait, smushed it"

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Stinker

by: truthtimFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:01:59 PM CST

I've tried stinking up America with my Politics, but now I am rolling out a new secret weapon: Underarm Odor

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Lieberman Caption Contest

by: newmdog13Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:02:15 PM CST

"Deep sixing the public option was so exhilarating it was like personally shoving THIS FIST up the ass of every single American!"

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.

by: katanadosFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:02:19 PM CST

Im A D-Bag! Woo Hoo!

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"Yay for fisting!"

by: billyverdeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:02:36 PM CST

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LOL

by: 8BamaFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:27:57 PM CST

LOL, I was thinking the same thing. It's pretty crazy how many public figures use the fist symbol, no matter what affiliation...HMMM. ;-)

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"fisting" ~ LMFAO!

by: formica56Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:50:40 PM CST

goes well with teabagging, don't you think? Amazing, the terminology used by those who understand it least...

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Joe Lieberman

by: jacquiehamiltonFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:03:01 PM CST

Can anyone tell me why I'm still relevant????

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WHITE POWER!!!

by: Kara28Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:04:03 PM CST

(it looked appropriate!)

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This is Joementum! Wait, where am I going?

by: promahoFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:04:17 PM CST

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Joe Leakerman

by: gpeckham69Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:05:05 PM CST

Joe "Notice me, Notice me, I will do anyting to get some press, I stand for nothing but I do it loudly and try to make sure that progress is stymied until I can get the "one vote" that puts me in the slimelight!

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Yay Viagra!

by: MrFuzzlesFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:05:09 PM CST

Look what happens when u rub it on your date!

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$20.10 Caption Contest!

by: rbdoleFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:06:18 PM CST

(Oh no...what is it I'm against again?)

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For a Lieberman lasting longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician*

by: 5thApeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:06:48 PM CST

*Deductible will apply - please bring CASH

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Move over Glenn Beck . . .

by: morrigane13Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:09:20 PM CST

The Ass-Clown award of the year is MINE!!!!

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Lieberman caption

by: bobappicFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:09:57 PM CST

HYPOCRITE POWER!

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God *^Bull@**t LISTEN TO ME!

by: moeshaFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:10:33 PM CST

God *^Bull@**t LISTEN TO ME!

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And the rope I'm going to hang myself with is this long!

by: tslug1Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:10:41 PM CST

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"I'm a faud and proud of it!"

by: MadgieFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:10:48 PM CST

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Caption

by: 32kristin32Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:11:22 PM CST

"Hey Snookie, check out THIS FIST PUMP!!!"

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Lieberman Caption Contest

by: GmonFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:11:30 PM CST

Hey, I just found Glenn Becks meds!!!

(1.33 / 3)

"Im a fraud and proud of it!"

by: MadgieFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:11:54 PM CST

Sorry left out the r before....

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"Horray, no public option! And to think, you thought the bill would create death panels"

by: psalamoneFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:13:46 PM CST

Sort of a sarcastic twist

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With this fist I nominate Sarah Palin as our next President of the United States of America...well that's not all Sarah and I did with this fist.

by: jeffabFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:14:25 PM CST

With this fist I nominate Sarah Palin as our next President of the United States of America...well that's not all Sarah and I did with this fist.

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King Douchbag!!!!

by: PnyLne1970Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:16:21 PM CST

Yo'Yo'Yo' Situation is in Da' House...Fist Pumpin it yeah!!!

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Leiberman

by: tresFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:17:32 PM CST

and these are America's balls...

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Joe Lieberman caption

by: kbnickFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:18:24 PM CST

"I'm King of the world!"

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"Fili- Bustin' Like Champs!!!"

by: BornUnderPunchesFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:19:47 PM CST

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lieberman

by: bertstarwarzFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:19:53 PM CST

in this hand,i hold the key to health care refom....NOT!!!

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Joe seen in the crowd at last nights Marilyn Manson show chanting along "We hate love, We love hate"

by: raychal51Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:20:23 PM CST

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contest

by: bekah347Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:20:50 PM CST

He said bend over and cough and I was like YES I CAN!

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"Power to the Health Insurance Companies!"

by: BuddygFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:25:50 PM CST

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And Lieberman spoke.

by: CenterGive63Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:25:55 PM CST

Viva la Capitalista! Viva el Dinero!

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Whoever is with me, raise your left fist!

by: bliesseFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:26:04 PM CST

(2.00 / 2)

Caption contest

by: KarenTFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:27:18 PM CST

"Look at all the attention I'm getting"

(3.00 / 1)

Yay! I got my very own balloon!

by: mkristalFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:27:29 PM CST

(2.00 / 1)

'Yes, This is the size of my brain!"

by: whiskeymickFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:28:32 PM CST

(3.00 / 2)

liebershiyt

by: iannisFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:28:37 PM CST

F#@K THE POOR!

(2.50 / 2)

Joe's fist-fest

by: formica56Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:30:06 PM CST

No deodorant on the planet can eliminate this stench!

(3.00 / 1)

my bad - didn't post this correctly the 1st time!

by: formica56Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:34:39 PM CST

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[ Parent ]

$20.10 Caption Contest

by: irishgawdessFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:33:09 PM CST

"Power to my peeps... at Aetna!"

(3.00 / 2)

Joe Lieberman practices riding the bus, following his upcoming election loss.

by: NeurocatFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:33:23 PM CST

(3.00 / 3)

No deodorant on the planet can eliminate this stench!

by: formica56Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:33:40 PM CST

(3.50 / 2)

I am now the biggest slime ball on earth...yessss!!!!

by: jennfurstFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:40:23 PM CST

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20:10 caption

by: slaterericFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:40:51 PM CST

Insurance power...

(3.50 / 2)

Caption

by: mshepard42Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:43:56 PM CST

"To those who need coverage, I say, 'Keep-away!'"

(3.00 / 1)

Not Bruce

by: lanableFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:44:18 PM CST

BADLANDS! You gotta live it every day...

(2.00 / 2)

No health care? No proctologist? Bend over, you might feel a little pressure.

by: dickmac999Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:46:41 PM CST

.

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DESTROY SUPERMAN!

by: WellstoneFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:48:15 PM CST

a la Nuclear Man from Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (the lamest Superman villain in the lamest Superman movie to date)

(2.00 / 1)

Joementum

by: JonWebsterFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:53:40 PM CST

JOEMENTU-!! Aw. Who am I kidding?

(2.00 / 1)

Give Me Liberty Mutual Or Give Me Death Panels!!!!!!

by: theekFri Jan 08, 2010 at 13:57:03 PM CST

(3.83 / 12)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

by: formica56Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 21:03:16 PM CST

Congrats, Theek, you most definitely deserved to win this! Great caption!

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[ Parent ]

W00T!

by: theekTue Jan 12, 2010 at 14:42:28 PM CST

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[ Parent ]

Yea! More poor people will die... more money for us!

by: durydnFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:00:40 PM CST

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"I wanna rock!"

by: HillarymFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:04:43 PM CST

"I want to rock (ROCK)!"

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Caption Joe Lieberman

by: pkb143Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:07:04 PM CST

Let them eat cake!

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"Praise Allah!"

by: libertyluvrzFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:10:12 PM CST

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Downright offensive.

by: mshepard42Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:16:17 PM CST

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[ Parent ]

agreed; rude & inappropriate

by: formica56Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 21:06:50 PM CST

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Caption Contest

by: luuzerFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:13:48 PM CST

"The number of people that agree with me, are dangling right here from my fist! Power to my people!"

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help me

by: tomhancockFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:17:00 PM CST

Anyone that can remove this can of tomato soup from my shoulder gets all the change I have in my hand.....

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Oh, that one is good!

by: mshepard42Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:31:38 PM CST

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[ Parent ]

"Give me an A...S...S...Give me a C...L...O...W...N..."

by: tredmann_1Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:22:42 PM CST

My caption....rate it high!!!

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New

by: jazmessengerFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:24:54 PM CST

The compassionate conservative: Sell your car to pay for inflated health care costs. I'm here to help. Look at me. This is how you hold the handrail on the bus when you can't afford to drive anymore.

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As your new president of Ass Clowns for America, I pledge my unyielding support for our mission: NO WE CAN'T!!! LOSERS RULE!!!

by: drsbarFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:29:31 PM CST

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Joe's a rodent

by: misterbonesmFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:32:41 PM CST

Weasel Power!

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Joe, oh, Joe

by: babo55Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:33:21 PM CST

And I swear to you, I promise you a Christmas tree in every living room!

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This is dedicated to my friends from NJ, where they don't pump their own gas but pump fists........Joe Leiberman: Guido Fist Pumping since '76

by: chag079Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:35:48 PM CST

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See, now I can't even afford a suit that fits anymore!

by: BearJewFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:37:40 PM CST

Win.

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Lieberman caption

by: BergieFri Jan 08, 2010 at 14:42:38 PM CST

"...and under MY healthcare plan, THIS is the way we'll check for prostate cancer!"

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Viva Bob Dole!

by: lipreaderFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:04:45 PM CST

poopyhead Joe...

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Oh ho America! I have your nose!

by: DarklonFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:05:36 PM CST

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contest

by: tirednwearyFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:11:54 PM CST

And the rich shall stomp the poor to death!

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caption

by: machiadoFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:24:27 PM CST

Lieberman: "Carville, Schmarville....I can do better than that clown. Carville said "What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe flyer card, and then y'know, go measure my penis and let me get on the airplane." I say, give me a safe flyer card, go measure my imaginary NUTS and let me get on the airplane.

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caption

by: jeffehFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:31:26 PM CST

I'm the king of the world!

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Lieberlander!

by: EvanONSFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:31:42 PM CST

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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Earth! Wind! Fire! Water! Heart!

by: EvanONSFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:32:45 PM CST

By your powers combined I am... CAPTAIN COCKBLOCK!

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Buahaha!

by: EvanONSFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:33:50 PM CST

This goes up the ass of the American public!

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Holy Joe Caption Contest

by: Dallas DemFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:35:17 PM CST

OK, OK......is my vote in THIS hand? No, no...........is my vote in THIS hand? No, OK, now......is my vote in........

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facade

by: csmeyerFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:45:13 PM CST

Maybe if I hold up my fist, no one will know that I don't even remember my name.

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Anyone care to sell your soul?

by: uncodifiedFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:48:33 PM CST

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Caption contest

by: jonrhortonFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:54:01 PM CST

Insurance companies are Numero Uno where I come from!

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¡ Viva la Lieberlución !

by: autodafeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:55:52 PM CST

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I'm in ur Senate, ruining ur health carez!

by: autodafeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 15:59:50 PM CST

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A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?

by: autodafeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 16:02:39 PM CST

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for the contest

by: krodFri Jan 08, 2010 at 16:08:32 PM CST

And As God As My Witness, I SHALL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!!

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"Hyp - Hyp ... OCRITE!!"

by: SnappattackFri Jan 08, 2010 at 16:35:09 PM CST

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Caption

by: hexagohnFri Jan 08, 2010 at 16:40:00 PM CST

Thank GOD I wore my lucky underpants today!

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Lieberman caption

by: judyleeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 16:41:19 PM CST

Join the fight against Droopy Dog syndrome!!!

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caption contest

by: kendiggyFri Jan 08, 2010 at 16:43:40 PM CST

...not only are we going to New Hampshire, Obama, we're going to South Carolina, and Oklahoma, and Arizona, and North Dakota, and New Mexico, we're going to California, and Texas, New York, and we're going to South Dakota, and Oregon, and Washington, and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington D.C. to CRUSH THAT PUBLIC OPTION!!!!! YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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caption contest

by: Sharon777Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 16:50:01 PM CST

It's always been about Me!

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To all my democratic collegues. From Joe Lieberman.

by: judyleeFri Jan 08, 2010 at 17:01:52 PM CST

Reach for the goop and bend over, I have some work to do!!

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Smell that? That's the smell of regressive politics!

by: misterendFri Jan 08, 2010 at 17:19:42 PM CST

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Caption contest Joe Lieberman

by: tcadwallFri Jan 08, 2010 at 17:41:44 PM CST

And then I jammed my fist this far up the ass of supporters of a public option.

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"Ah, I'd just like to say that now that I have managed to make the Healthcare Bill all about me, well to sum it up it's all about me. And to the people that die every day, well they're dead? So what?"

by: jwdsfca13Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 17:53:30 PM CST

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"I'm back in the news, my face is everwhere again, I've made the Heathcare Bill all about me, and the insurance companies, but more importantly, I'm back in the news!"

by: jwdsfca13Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 18:21:59 PM CST

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I'm not running for the Senate. I'm running for Statue of Liberty.

by: stumaniacFri Jan 08, 2010 at 19:10:56 PM CST

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The Senate is small-time...I'm running for Statue of Liberty!

by: stumaniacFri Jan 08, 2010 at 19:14:39 PM CST

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Lieberman

by: hawkiFri Jan 08, 2010 at 20:01:35 PM CST

I'm telling you, Lindsay, fisting is great!

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GMTA

by: zerbitFri Jan 08, 2010 at 20:10:17 PM CST

Funny, we posted at exactly the same time with exactly the same thought. :^)

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[ Parent ]

Joe Lieberman

by: zerbitFri Jan 08, 2010 at 20:09:24 PM CST

We sure fisted the Democratic party, didn't we? (I still need to wash this arm)

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Caption Contest: They'll be no pubic option till they pry my cold dead fingers from around it.

by: gmandasFri Jan 08, 2010 at 20:38:41 PM CST

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$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Joe Lieberman! (+)

by: ThunderDawgFri Jan 08, 2010 at 20:53:47 PM CST

"Joe Lieberman: Fisting the American Public since 1989"

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John McCain can't do this...

by: MaggieFri Jan 08, 2010 at 21:19:59 PM CST

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$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Joe Lieberman!

by: sonroboFri Jan 08, 2010 at 21:36:59 PM CST

"I would like to announce my ground breaking initiative of temporarily removing my own fist from my ass to redouble my historic efforts of protecting our hard working middle class Americans from the soaring costs of healthcare for their families!"

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"I'll take 'Fisting the Public' for $800, Alex."

by: formica56Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 21:49:47 PM CST

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Okay, got it.

by: JanCMarraFri Jan 08, 2010 at 22:22:28 PM CST

Now stick my left thumb where?

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Caption Contest

by: CHROBO42Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 23:36:37 PM CST

"I believe in Lies, Sell-outs, The Republican Way!"

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My Entry

by: LiberalinLimboSat Jan 09, 2010 at 00:54:51 AM CST

And in my fist, I now hold the American people by the short hairs!

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"Every ship launched, every missile fired... is a robbery from those who hunger and are not fed; who are cold and are not clothed" Dwight David Eisenhower

This is the fist I will continue punching you in the balls with, America.

by: paulcovingtonSat Jan 09, 2010 at 02:11:12 AM CST

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Sometimes I use my left hand, but my l'il friend prefers the right...

by: zootenvalSat Jan 09, 2010 at 05:38:01 AM CST

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This is how much of my loyalty you can expect.

by: veger7Sat Jan 09, 2010 at 07:55:31 AM CST

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20.10 caption contest

by: wordgirlsamSat Jan 09, 2010 at 10:38:08 AM CST

Hey, Guys, Watch Me Make My Approval Rating Disappear!

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Joe Lieberman

by: paulstefSat Jan 09, 2010 at 11:32:58 AM CST

...First we take Manhattan...Next we take Berlin!

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Joe L Contest - Never let them see you sweat!

by: Bariles7Sat Jan 09, 2010 at 12:15:43 PM CST

I use Right Guard; I mean Left Guard! Okay, I really use Secret for Women because I have not balls anymore!

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YES! wait...NO! hold it...What? Where am I?

by: grannystoneSat Jan 09, 2010 at 16:35:14 PM CST

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NEIN VOLK! NEIN ECONOMIE! NEIN AMERIKA!

by: hessian3Sat Jan 09, 2010 at 17:03:59 PM CST

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Lieberman and Palin, the mentally challenged

by: Joel8Sat Jan 09, 2010 at 18:45:04 PM CST

Joe and Sarah: Soul mates. Neanderthals need representation too.

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"You've gotta fight, for your right, to be unprincipled!"

by: TexRex96Sun Jan 10, 2010 at 04:22:46 AM CST

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HEIL! Takeall the money you can! HEIL!

by: jakhamerSun Jan 10, 2010 at 15:45:15 PM CST

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no offense to ANYONE-jakhamer

by: jakhamerSun Jan 10, 2010 at 15:47:59 PM CST

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[ Parent ]

This is how I do it with John and Lindsay!

by: Oil GuyMon Jan 11, 2010 at 08:09:16 AM CST

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Caption: "Power to the People!!!"

by: SteamboatsilverMon Jan 11, 2010 at 12:03:38 PM CST

That is my caption of the above photo...

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caption contest

by: SandraMon Jan 11, 2010 at 12:45:47 PM CST

Power to the red states!

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"I am the Senate."

by: neutronMon Jan 11, 2010 at 13:37:54 PM CST

Senator Palpatine from one of the Star Wars prequels... you know the guy that becomes the Emperor?

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Kick out the Culture Jams!
Let's bum out Rove.

Lieberman caption

by: DMCMon Jan 11, 2010 at 13:46:32 PM CST

"Sit on this, American Dream!"

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Caption contest

by: PolarBearAtEaseMon Jan 11, 2010 at 15:37:14 PM CST

A recent photo of the Republican Party's new official proctologist, showing off his right-handed thrust technique for the 2010 election cycle.

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Hey Adam! - Sue/Sprinkles here

by: SueMon Jan 11, 2010 at 18:54:01 PM CST

Great idea! I just knew you were behind it.

John Mertens wasn't mentioned in today's front paged CT Post article about all the current candidates.

A quacker with a cane?

http://www.ctpost.com/default/...

Why do I think this poll was rigged?

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Joe lieberman

by: ramosraymond54Tue Jan 12, 2010 at 04:09:37 AM CST

I have GAS!!!

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a funny caption huh?

by: fuctanywayTue Jan 12, 2010 at 21:42:11 PM CST

"oh my god! i cant believe it, joe lieberman is the new president of the these united states of america!"
lol

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Fist pumping like champs!

by: sommerrain239Thu Jan 14, 2010 at 12:52:26 PM CST

Perfect.

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Caption Joe Lierberman

by: Ann LavigneFri Jan 15, 2010 at 22:27:52 PM CST

"I would like to announce my intention to run for Pres. of the US, and have asked Mike "The Situation" to be my running mate!"

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LefTake

$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Joe Lieberman!

by: leftake

January 05, 2010 5:25 PM

Ooh! Ooh!! Mr. Kott-air!!

I laughed out loud at that one

"And the probe the aliens used was THIS BIG!"

"NO!"

new

Heil Lieber! Heil Lieber! Heil fur Lieberman!!!

"Yes, I am using my Right hand now."

If we can't beat the public option, we will fist it!

I think I lost my wristwatch in the Democratic Party's ass.

Lieberman advocates Black Power among elderly white men!

Once again I shove my fist up the American publics' collective ass!

well

Oh Jimmy!

Collective *bleep*

Never let them see you sweat!!!

The Dead Kennedys

right freakin on

I propose a bailout for the nation's armpits.

Contest

YES , yet again, a single confused voice can undermine the foolish dream of American Democracy

And though he be but little, he is fierce.

Caption Contest

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caption

Lieberman Contest

Or:

Or:

Or

Or

Joe Lieberman IS Rocky Balboa!!<b></b>

Joe Lieberman Caption Contest

Caption For Lieberman.....

I paid for these teeth with my own sweat and blood! Who needs health care?!

WHIIIIIITTTTEEEEE POWWWWWEEERRRR!!!!!!

Lieberman pic cap:

...and if I lose in the primary as an independent, I'll just run again in the general election as the ass clown candidate.

I got your government provided prostate exam <i><b>RIGHT HERE</b></i>!

Sure deoderant rethinks its choice of Leiberman as the spokesman for the "Raise your hand if you're sure" campaign.

"Gay pride!"

Lieberman

20.10 caption contest

<b>And then the Pharmaceutical lobby told me "This is how far up your ass we are gonna shove it, if you let this bill go through"..What could I do?</b>

aint that the truth though

Victory is Mine! Now, if i could only get my health insurance company to cover my double-cheek surgury...

"Some days I grab the lever over here on the right. Some days I grab the one on the left. That's all I have to say about that..."

Yay, I won! Ass Clown of the Year! Woo-hoo!

Pick a hand!

GOP Fertilization Technician Joe Lieberman demonstrates his technique

Lieberman photo

I DID IT! I POOPED IN THE BIG KID POTTY!

Down with whitey! Wait, that's ME!

Joe Lieberman

Spinachzized!

Bolder, Stronger . . . Spinach Power!

"They'll take away my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead... oh, frak..."

Lieberman Photo Caption

If I had a machine gun in this hand and screamed out "Wolverines" at the top of my lungs I'd be f'ing hotter than Patrick Swayze in 'Red Dawn.'

"You can have your public option when you pry it from my cold, impeached fingers."

"Aetna Power!"

$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Joe Lieberman!

Caption.

Lieberman's Rally Cry!!

Caption:

A Cup o' Joe

Joe says...

Lieberman reminds his caucas that "fist" can be a verb.

Sadly...

By the balls

Caption for joe's pic

Lieberman caption

Joe Holds Up An Imaginary Rush Limbaugh Scalp...

Hoe, Joe!

o_0!

Lieberman quote

YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE POWER THAT'S... me?

I've got santorum in my hand, and I got it from you, America!

Collective bleep