Left Take:: $20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Glenn Beck!

Caption

by: SavlonicSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:26:35 AM CST

"Facts." "Facts" have a liberal bias, you know! You can't trust them!

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CNN reject Glenn Beck

by: TheMightyJobuTue Jan 26, 2010 at 13:52:02 PM CST

Health care is Satan's work; God wants my hands to stay like this.

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Looks like I put this in the wrong place...

by: TheMightyJobuTue Jan 26, 2010 at 13:54:18 PM CST

...see a few above...

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[ Parent ]

Actually, it's #232...

by: TheMightyJobuTue Jan 26, 2010 at 13:56:15 PM CST

...post ratings down there, not here

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Caption

by: Masked AvengerMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:10:47 PM CST

I'm practicing grabbing Ann Coulter's hooters.

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WRONG!

by: TheConservativeTue Feb 02, 2010 at 06:48:45 AM CST

Um no. When the LOGICAL facts don't add up with the TRUTHFUL facts. ONLY THEN do you have what the prez is doing. Don't you see it? Obama is running a campaign against America! This isn't some freakshow bull! If you take ten dollars and burn it, when you had only 5 dollars. Where'd the other 5 dollars come from? All those jobs we aren't getting? And do not give me that sh*t about "ohh, well bush did this. Bush did that." Because that is bull. How many mistakes have you made in your life? Huh? Hmm? cheated? stolen? killed? Well then. Feel free to continue to slur these guys, if you are completely innocent of mistake. No arguing with this logic. It's directly out of the bible.

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Another weak attempt

by: JephWed Feb 03, 2010 at 12:29:56 PM CST

This is either the worst failure at sarcastic humor, or another example of the kind of prehistoric nonsense that makes the rest of the civilized world ridicule us as simpletons.
Congrats, simpleton. Your stupidity is UNMATCHED.

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beck caption

by: lamb12Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:28:15 AM CST

" I take these two fingers here, and these other two fingers here, then I gently pull apart Limbaughs butt cheeks, and partake of the salt of the Earth. It's where I get all my inspiration."

(2.85 / 26)

Don't suffocate on your own hate.

Typical "liberal" humor completely lacking in morality

by: BewaldMon Feb 08, 2010 at 13:39:55 PM CST

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Caption

by: digdoug2001Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:29:35 AM CST

OK kids remember you can gouge puppy eyes four at a time if you use both hands.

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Glenn Beck

by: bagbaneSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:29:46 AM CST

If you want to pull my head out of my rear you need to get two claws to pry my tight butt cheeks apart.

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Beck Caption

by: rraaszSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:29:49 AM CST

"Be AFRAID!!!"

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Caption

by: RondaRVTSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:29:56 AM CST

Folks, I'm what's referred to in the general population as a "douche-bag"!

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Beck Caption

by: jessiekat2uSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:30:42 AM CST

It's a "Laser"

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Beck

by: lamb12Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:30:59 AM CST

"Shh, don't tell the Conservatives,but, the Liberals are correct, I am batshit,crazy."

(2.07 / 15)

Don't suffocate on your own hate.

Beck Caption

by: CDjockeySun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:31:11 AM CST

See the cute widdle bunny wabbits?

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Beck caption

by: bat616Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:33:10 AM CST

Define "power hungry idiot".

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caption

by: geosoonerSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:33:11 AM CST

The "ozone" layer...

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Closet...

by: Steinway1920Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:35:00 AM CST

No, no, it's very easy. Just take him and hang him up in the closet. See those hooks hanging from his tentacles? Then slam the fucking door and let him scream for ever.

(1.36 / 14)

"You know, those creepy Palin crotch creatures?

by: conrruptionSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:36:31 AM CST

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CAPTION

by: stageman71Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:37:56 AM CST

I am "intelligent."

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Caption!!!

by: cjhestandSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:39:24 AM CST

We will destroy the liberals with a giant "LASER"! Using this "LASER", we will warm the planet! HA HA HA, oh wait, then we will prove their point "DAMN-IT"!

(2.59 / 17)

Beck Caption

by: cgentry1Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:40:02 AM CST

Intelligent people say I'm, "crazy."

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The CLAW!! The CLAW!!

by: mikekallasSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:40:41 AM CST

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CAPTION THIS

by: fishnetdiverSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:41:44 AM CST

And these are the hand motions he would use every time George would tell me about the rabbits.

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Caption

by: ItsRaininAshleySun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:42:42 AM CST

Hhisssss. Chupacabra.

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LMAO!

by: mkgandaSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:59:07 AM CST

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Elmer

by: talcinaSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:44:08 AM CST

"Be VEWWY QUIET, I'm hunting wabbits."

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CAPTION THIS

by: fishnetdiverSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:45:25 AM CST

But soon Lil' Bunny Foo-Foo ran out of fieldmice to bop and turned on her own kind...and that is what the liberal media would have you think is happening to the GOP.

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Beck is a tool caption contest.

by: turtlemommySun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:48:45 AM CST

I can make anything sound naughty if I put quotation marks around it.

(2.53 / 17)

And your point is, Turtlemommy?

by: Steinway1920Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:38:45 PM CST

Why don't you crawl back into your shell.

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Caption this

by: girlunderglassSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:51:08 AM CST

....and then the liberal elite "Dr." told me to take this "lithium" and put on this nice white jacket with strings. But not without my microphone, America, not without my microphone!

(2.83 / 24)

I am not a kook!

by: jdhaightSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:51:10 AM CST

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Caption

by: tbagSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:51:24 AM CST

It says "Yeah, we're pulling the plug on grandma, what are you gonna do about it?" in microprint on the health care bill. Trust me, I'm a "news" anchor.

(2.60 / 15)

Caption contest

by: ErichallSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:51:44 AM CST

"If I had a mothball in this hand and a mothball in that hand, I would have the undivided attention of a rather large moth"

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I am a "journalist"

by: mrsvinnySun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:52:17 AM CST

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Caption

by: gilesSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:57:22 AM CST

"Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest..."

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Glenn Libaugh O'reilly Beck Axis of Evil Bunnies

by: GemisphereSun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:58:06 AM CST

And when I say "Freedom Fighters", I mean "Haliburton Chronies" and "Blackwater Mercs". And by "Axis of Evil" I mean "countries that America enabled or oppressed based on American interests".

(2.76 / 17)

Communist cats!

by: limboestme2Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 09:59:39 AM CST

"hehehe I'm getting paid for this sh*t"

(2.00 / 12)

Speaking in tongues again...

by: clvngodessSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:01:17 AM CST

Koda Basanda Ananda de Bosoto! Hallelujah!

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Caption

by: namaste88Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:02:04 AM CST

Those liberal Christians keep calling Mexicans "Brothers-in-Christ".

(2.58 / 12)

Beck waxes philosophical

by: dwheadrickSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:10:55 AM CST

Of Brown's victory in very blue Masssachusetts, Beck quotes an unknown source:

"You remind me of the lobster who is delighted by the warm feeling of the water he has just found himself thrown into"

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Unknown source..

by: DarciSun Jan 24, 2010 at 20:31:49 PM CST

Perhaps it's a fellow Alumni from The University of I Don't Remeber...

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Caption

by: Myles LongSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:11:15 AM CST

...and then I pulled this "microphone" out of my ass.

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Caption

by: firstdogjasSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:12:39 AM CST

American Healthcare is GREAT! Look how well they repaired my amputated hands!

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Caption

by: MistySun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:13:51 AM CST

I am not "Gay" per se I just love the feel of a warm hunky man spooning me

(2.69 / 16)

"Freedom"

by: jkerrySun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:16:55 AM CST

"Freedom" Sure, as long as you live your life exactly as I want you to.

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caption

by: BSetSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:20:56 AM CST

And now for the most useful part of my program, here's my T-Rex impersonation!

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Beck Caption Contest

by: chapmogSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:24:32 AM CST

Mother still calls it my "little ting-ting", but I call it my "Rush Limp Paw".

(2.25 / 16)

Caption

by: DragonMomSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:25:44 AM CST

I just picked my nose off the air. I am secretly hunting which finger has the booger on it.

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Heheh heheheh

by: indieproSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:28:43 AM CST

This is what my proctologist called his special treatment!

(2.30 / 10)

Beck Caption

by: DocOneSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:29:41 AM CST

"The jig is up, folks. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but a 'conspiracy theorist enabler.'"

(3.14 / 14)

"I'll get you my pretty...and your little liberal friend too!"

by: Tigress8Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:33:04 AM CST

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Caption

by: magicalmissterySun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:33:35 AM CST

"Little Bunny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest, scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head...."

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Beck Caption

by: Deb in PortlandSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:34:55 AM CST

"The Democratic 'boogeyman' is coming! BUY GOLD!"

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Caption

by: BlasphemerSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:36:35 AM CST

with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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Beck Caption

by: blinfanteSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:39:16 AM CST

"Maybe, if I can insensitively convince the public that I'm mentally challenged then I'll be excused for all of the outrageous things I've said and done."

(2.29 / 7)

Quote....hrmmm....Unquote

by: leftykrehSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:40:13 AM CST

As we say on the GLENN BECK show

"Coffee before crack is whack,
Crack before Coffee raised our ratings 2 points!"

(2.33 / 9)

Glenn Beck Caption

by: StorellaDevilleSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:42:52 AM CST

I'll get you, my pretty! And your human rights, too!

(2.71 / 14)

Caption

by: JonLynnHarveySun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:46:29 AM CST

I know liberals say I'm not the "norm". I don't know "how the world works". I guess I don't "fall in line". I lack "book-learning". When I sleep, I "snore loudly" and "dream about Sarah Palin's anchorage".

(2.88 / 17)

The Source

by: JonLynnHarveySun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:47:34 AM CST

This is inspired by old Chris Farley sketches on Saturday Night Live.

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that's what I thought too

by: cartwheel.monkeySun Jan 24, 2010 at 16:02:09 PM CST

and it's hilarious

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Caption

by: meanfishSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:47:33 AM CST

"Two right wing crustaceans walk into a bar..."

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Giant Killer Robotic Rabbits!

by: Dave's not hereSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:48:15 AM CST

Obama's socialist mooooslems have started making GIANT KILLER ROBOTIC RABBITS IN KENYA! WE'RE ALL DOOMED. GOD I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! I hope it fails!

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Caption Glenn Beck

by: kittykatySun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:49:38 AM CST

Little Bunny Foo Foo says save America!!!

(1.86 / 7)

Upside Down Balls

by: James0122Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:50:14 AM CST

As you see, my balls are upside down and I have no penis.

(1.83 / 6)

Beck Caption

by: mkgandaSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:51:18 AM CST

You know when you're listening to me you're getting the "truth". Like when I "cry" for the "loss" of our freedoms. You know it's "real". It doesn't matter that you've seen the video of the vick's being applied under my eyes, because you know I'm "honest". Maybe one of the last "honest" and "freedom-loving" Americans left in "journalism" today. I do "investigative reporting" because I know you, my audience, you "good patriots" are "intelligent people", no matter your IQs.

(2.25 / 8)

Beck Caption

by: CmsrMithrandirSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:52:15 AM CST

Mini-me... stop humping the "laser!"

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Caption.

by: patmanbnlSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:58:36 AM CST

I'm Glen Beck. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded".

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Beck Caption

by: Lord MordoSun Jan 24, 2010 at 10:58:40 AM CST

Sure I may be "repressing homosexual urges" but at least I love my wife!

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Glenny

by: amersmandersSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:04:58 AM CST

My precioussss, my precioussss, my preciousss gold. We wants it, we needs it.

(3.17 / 12)

finger puppets

by: Dr.FlimflamSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:05:29 AM CST

When Im talking about us, Im really talking about flopsy, and mittens, my finger puppet palls!

(1.60 / 5)

New Caption

by: expressordieSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:08:31 AM CST

Down came the good fairy and she said

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I gave you three chances
And you didn't behave
Now you're a goon! POOF!!"

(1.20 / 5)

Puny Humans!

by: ScuffedShoesSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:08:33 AM CST

Soon you will all bow to your Tyrannosaurus masters!

(1.83 / 6)

Beck's take on how Brown pulled it off?

by: dwheadrickSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:12:42 AM CST

All those Gay guys in Massachusetts simply "ADORE" that pic in Cosmo magazine.

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Beck caption

by: lawngoneSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:14:15 AM CST

... if you don't surrender Rachel Maddow by noon tomorrow, mini-me will be forced to use our "laser".

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly. (William Jennings Bryan)

It's Spreading

by: GoFigSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:16:18 AM CST

"The arthritis in my brain has now migrated into my hands..... SEE!!

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It's Spreading

by: GoFigSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:16:22 AM CST

"The arthritis in my brain has now migrated into my hands..... SEE!!

(1.50 / 4)

Bite me!

by: donut1005Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:20:53 AM CST

On my left here is Obama, and on my other left here is Pelosi. After digging up secret documents and watching the Twilight movies 82 times, I have decided these two are secret Marxist vampires trying to suck the blood from Lady Liberty!

(2.50 / 6)

Caption

by: udanax19Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:24:47 AM CST

So the Christmas letter my mother sent this year says Glenn continues to enjoy being a "journalist" on Fox "News". What the heck does she mean by that?

(2.50 / 8)

Resistance is Futile.

by: Jackie_JardineSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:29:16 AM CST

"Meet our Republican Rabid Rabbits, Obama administration. You want univsersal healthcare? We shall see... Muhahaha. Muhahaha...
Attack, my furry consersative friends. ATTACK!"

(2.00 / 3)

BIRD BRAIN

by: madisonian08Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:32:41 AM CST

The Beck vomits its opinion into the mouths of its fledglings, though it struggles to maintain its perch while doing so.

(2.86 / 7)

BEck contest

by: hbk4obamaSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:35:56 AM CST

"I'll get Obama,and his little dog,too"

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I admit it, this one's better than mine!

by: rhockeyTue Jan 26, 2010 at 18:51:42 PM CST

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Beck caption

by: spkelly95066Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:34:28 AM CST

And these liberals keep requiring that I use "facts" in my broadcasts.

(3.11 / 9)

roar...

by: nugod777Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:34:36 AM CST

I have one thing to say to you America: Raptor Claws.

(3.38 / 8)

Beck caption

by: annie5522Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:34:58 AM CST

"Fair and Balanced" Read: Fairly Unbalanced

(2.43 / 7)

beck caption

by: biglibSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:38:17 AM CST

The Obama Administration is secretly taking your tax dollars and breeding an army of tyrannosaurus rexes with big pointy teeth and nasty claws!

(1.60 / 5)

craption contest

by: faultguySun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:43:10 AM CST

In an ironic twist, evolution recently caught up to Glenn Beck, turning him into a Conservosaurus - a beast with as many functioning fingers as it has IQ points.

(3.93 / 14)

Why does it seem as though the only single woman left in the world is my ex-wife?!

shameless self-promotion

by: faultguyMon Feb 01, 2010 at 18:28:10 PM CST

I have 7!! LOL

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Why does it seem as though the only single woman left in the world is my ex-wife?!

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Retarded Bulldog Says What

by: jnoscoSun Jan 24, 2010 at 11:50:34 AM CST

Let the other networks cover the "Earthquake." Now, back to Sarah Palin's body language

(3.29 / 7)

caption

by: molly2006Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:00:56 PM CST

I'll get you my lefty, and your liberal views too!

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Beck Caption

by: clchickSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:05:15 PM CST

Believe me folks, I am being completely "fair and balanced" here...

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Glenn Beck

by: pbrown1414Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:08:27 PM CST

"Can you say...Raving Rabbids?"

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Beck impersonating a velociraptor

by: nerdmanSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:10:34 PM CST

::whispers as to not disturb the native wildlife:: Here we see Glenn Beck imitating a velociraptor. There is much debate between specialists about whether Glenn Beck or velociraptors would be more dangerous if let loose on our country.

(1.67 / 3)

Glenn Beck caption contest

by: zerbitSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:11:39 PM CST

I am a "bat shit crazy, gigantic tool". NO, I don't actually "have" said "gigantic tool", I actually am one.

(2.80 / 5)

Caption

by: martinwschwartzSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:16:19 PM CST

"And these are the Playboy Bunnies that ol' Glenn had a threeway with last night. I call 'em The Jergens Twins!"

(1.80 / 5)

Beck caption

by: TremorXSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:21:56 PM CST

You see, America, the Obama administration is 'little bunny foo-foo," and you and I... you and I, America, we're the field mice. They're bonking us on the head, and we're taking it!

(2.25 / 4)

Storytellers

by: Junestar421Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:22:32 PM CST

And then the evil republican vampire rabbits came out of the forest to suck to blood from the town's children.

(2.20 / 5)

Beck Caption

by: sms43Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:36:11 PM CST

Obama used the word "fight" how many times?

(1.50 / 2)

caption

by: bayonetSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:38:36 PM CST

"Let me tell yo a story, there was a liberal bunny and a conservative bunny. The Liberal bunny wanted to destroy the world by not burning fossil fuel or letting the sick die in the streets. So the conservative bunny ate him"

(2.78 / 9)

Tea baggers are funny

Capition

by: westbrSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:49:39 PM CST

Good, feel the hate "flow."

(2.00 / 4)

Beck Caption

by: mjlambert1Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:56:28 PM CST

"Thank you for watching. Now, if you excuse me, there's a cake the size of my ego waiting for me. And who needs a fork when you have THESE!"

(2.00 / 4)

Beckula

by: tdelbeneSun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:57:18 PM CST

"President Bama... unless you send me 5000 pounds of commodity cheese I, Dr. Evil, will burn the evidence which proves you were not born in Kenya. I will do this with a "laser"..."

(1.33 / 3)

Beckzilla

by: tdelbeneSun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:08:38 PM CST

"Looook into my eyes! Leeberals vhant to steal your freedom. They will dooo this horrible ting by forcing health care upon you. De only vay to stay free is to eat fatty foods... smoke often... and vatch my show until you die. You vill do dis! I command it!"

(1.50 / 2)

Beckenstein

by: tdelbeneSun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:16:37 PM CST

"So I'm waiting in this hotel room waiting to interview the VP candidate and to my great surprise out bounds Sarah in this red satin robe. She's toweling off her hair with this plush towel when the top of the robe starts to separate. Out pop the creamy twins of conservative ideology and I just couldn't help..."

(2.25 / 4)

Caption

by: aiasjiaSun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:17:08 PM CST

President "Oh-Bam-Ah" believes in "sci-ence." We all know what that means.

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I'm no ordinary rabbit . . .

by: JoyannaSun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:24:17 PM CST

. . . I'm the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! I've got a vicious streak a mile wide! I'm a killer! I'll do you up a treat, mate.

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Caption

by: TompkinsSun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:26:52 PM CST

You see, to be a successful raptor...

(2.00 / 3)

Caption

by: upstage53Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:35:32 PM CST

AUURGH...the sky is falling, the sky is falling, I must run and tell Goosey Loosey, er I mean Bill O', and I must tell Turkey Lurky, er I mean Rush Limbaugh, and I must run and tell the Queen, er I mean Sarah Palin...Auurgh...BE AFRAID!!!

(2.33 / 6)

I am an angry hamster and I shall eat your brains.

by: spiral115Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:38:38 PM CST

(2.40 / 5)

Mental slavery is mental death, and every man who has given up his intellectual freedom is the living coffin of his dead soul. ~Robert Green Ingersoll

lol

by: faultguyTue Jan 26, 2010 at 20:44:39 PM CST

you need help big bro

(0.00 / 0)

Why does it seem as though the only single woman left in the world is my ex-wife?!

[ Parent ]

Glenn Beck Caption

by: larryfishkornSun Jan 24, 2010 at 13:44:20 PM CST

Hello, America. The bunny on the left (shakes left hand) represents socialism, and the bunny on the right (shakes right hand) represents big government. Now, either one alone can be easily contained, but when Obama got elected, it was like socialism bunny (shakes left hand) and big government bunny (shakes right hand) started to, well, hump like bunnies, and the result is what we have now, a country overrun with socialist, big government bunnies. And the Tea Party? That's like the big bad wolf, here to gorge on the excesses of socialism and big government.

(2.14 / 7)

Caption

by: DeedlesSun Jan 24, 2010 at 14:23:24 PM CST

Keith Olbermann says I am incompetent -- I think he means "incontinent" because of all the shit spewing out of my mouth.

(3.23 / 13)

Beck Caption

by: hyperchicken666Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 14:28:44 PM CST

"Hey! Is this a good vampire look? I need something else besides my crying routine."

(1.67 / 3)

Of course only the true of heart can see my puppets.

by: modernmanSun Jan 24, 2010 at 14:51:21 PM CST

Of course only the true of heart can see my puppets.

(2.25 / 4)

Beck

by: DedmanSun Jan 24, 2010 at 15:26:13 PM CST

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!

(1.75 / 4)

Caption

by: psaltsellerSun Jan 24, 2010 at 15:30:32 PM CST

I only want to be "friends" with Sarah. See the air quotes? Can you guess what I mean?

(2.00 / 6)

True identity of Glenn...

by: brendanrankinSun Jan 24, 2010 at 15:32:21 PM CST

...not a right wing nut job, he's really the Wicked Witch of the West..."I'll get you my pretties!"

(1.33 / 3)

Caption

by: psaltsellerSun Jan 24, 2010 at 15:34:11 PM CST

So I crept up to her window, and I peeeeeked over the curtain, and ... well, you'll have to read my new book to find out what I saw.

(2.25 / 4)

caption

by: k.frog7Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 15:35:19 PM CST

da da baa... da da baaa "foxy" da da baa... da da baa "foxy

(2.40 / 5)

Caption

by: psaltsellerSun Jan 24, 2010 at 15:36:02 PM CST

Sarah, my new "best friend" gave me a recipe for tear-proof makeup. She's sending me some wolf liver and moose sputum so I can make it up for myself.

(1.33 / 3)

Glenn Beck Caption Contest

by: cartwheel.monkeySun Jan 24, 2010 at 15:57:16 PM CST

that sound the creatures from Aliens make before they tear out your brains

(1.50 / 2)

4some

by: 404changaSun Jan 24, 2010 at 16:03:10 PM CST

Kinky four ways are patriotic, as long as this couple, and this couple are both straight and married.

(1.50 / 2)

Caption

by: prosanitySun Jan 24, 2010 at 16:40:22 PM CST

"Allow me, America, to demonstrate the proper tea-bagging technique. Now first, you should clasp both of them gently with your fingers, and bring them towards ...."

(2.00 / 4)

Oh caption Oh caption

by: ProletariateSun Jan 24, 2010 at 16:42:36 PM CST

"How are ya'? That's right, Glen Beck, back with another commentary. Thought you'd seen the last of old Glen, perhaps? Thought the network bigwigs would have sent Glen and his negative.. "Q rating" on a slow boat ?? Well.. maybe I don't.. "look the part".. uh.. I'm not.. "svelte".. I don't.. "look comfortable on camera".. I'm not.. "sobby". I don't.. "understand what's going on in the news." I'm not.. "likeable".. I don't.. "get along with people".. uh.. when I go to work, I don't.. "make eye contact".. I guess I.. don't.. "fit the mold". I.. don't.. "wear the latest clothes".. ir, even ones that don't.. "reek"! Uhh.. I don't.. "change my underwear".. uh.. I'm not "buff".. uh.. I don't have.. "firm breasts".. uh.. I don't.. "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't.. "shower". I'm not.. "spic-and-span".. I don't.. "clean the area between my crotch and legs". But, for the time being, I guess the network.. "enforcers".. are opting for my reproach, until Joe Consumer tells thems he'd rather get his two cents from commentators who don't.. "make babies cry".. and don't.. "drink maple syrup straight from the bottle""

(1.60 / 5)

Caption

by: SuzeB1964Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 18:08:50 PM CST

Why Glenn, what big claws you have...
The better to rip out your heart and soul with, my dear.

(2.50 / 4)

If the 2001 Bust Tax Cuts are so good for the economy and create so many
jobs, why did we go into a recession in 2007, and where did the jobs go?

her'es my lame attempt

by: TheMattPetersSun Jan 24, 2010 at 18:11:15 PM CST

So after my operation in 1990, I have a "penis".

(2.17 / 6)

caption

by: wozaalbertSun Jan 24, 2010 at 18:37:09 PM CST

Glenn Beck introduces his two bestest (sic) friends, Flopsy and Mopsy, before they begin playing his favorite game, "Crankin' the Carrot."

(1.50 / 4)

Caption

by: dsteingassSun Jan 24, 2010 at 18:56:59 PM CST

"The Socialists have such BIG, SHARP, POINTY TEETH" (makes gnawing sounds)

(1.00 / 1)

Glenn Beck turns into Gollum while talking about the midterm elections

by: rmcmonagSun Jan 24, 2010 at 19:52:09 PM CST

Glenn Beck on having a majority in both houses: "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

(1.50 / 2)

Beck Caption

by: callmecrazy831Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 19:56:31 PM CST

"I have decided that if anyone disagrees with me about left-wing, radical policies of the Obama administration, I will simply use my newly learned 'tiger style kung fu,' which I will demonstrate for you now."

(2.25 / 4)

He probably would say this...

by: rivalbeatsSun Jan 24, 2010 at 20:12:07 PM CST

What did you expect? The president is a ni... oh sorry, "black guy."

(2.40 / 5)

Another Beck caption

by: realdancermnSun Jan 24, 2010 at 20:34:20 PM CST

Putting on my best President Nixon look
"I am not a crook."

(2.00 / 1)

I'm Madder then Hell

by: Rogue_AgentSun Jan 24, 2010 at 21:18:54 PM CST

I'll scratch your eye's out if you don't tell me where you hid my litter box !

(2.00 / 2)

glen beck caption

by: twojimsSun Jan 24, 2010 at 21:46:15 PM CST

Then he'd hold up his hand like this and say "Live long and prosper" or some other stupid thing like that.

(1.00 / 1)

Glen would say...

by: Test HickleSun Jan 24, 2010 at 21:57:41 PM CST

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada described in private then-Sen. Barack Obama as "light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."

(1.00 / 2)

Caption

by: SteveKSun Jan 24, 2010 at 22:02:44 PM CST

I'll scratch you. Don't come near me Mother!
I told you I don't need my magic underwear when I'm working.
Get those out of here!

(2.00 / 3)

Glenn Beck "caption"

by: GildabratSun Jan 24, 2010 at 22:02:44 PM CST

You can always tell when Glenn Beck doesn't really know what he is talking about by his use of "air quotes" for words or subjects he does not understand...

(2.33 / 3)

New Caption

by: janhatchSun Jan 24, 2010 at 23:25:31 PM CST

...and this is the Vulcan finger signal for Live Long and Prosper, in the Nineteenth Century.

(1.00 / 1)

Caption

by: MarkGarrisonSun Jan 24, 2010 at 23:32:56 PM CST

Sure, maybe most of what I say isn't "true," and maybe someone who makes $20 million per year can't really be a "man of the people," and maybe Obama really isn't a "non-American Socialist Muslim," and maybe "reality" isn't my "friend," but that doesn't mean I can't try and win the world record for most air quotes ever done by a "human."

(2.78 / 9)

Beck Caption

by: michael_carrSun Jan 24, 2010 at 23:41:07 PM CST

"I've got you liberals by the 'quote unquote'... balls.

(1.33 / 3)

Beck caprion

by: lamb12Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 01:02:37 AM CST

Oh Sarah, like you, I was "for something" before I was "against" it.
No, not a bridge, honey, healthcare.

(2.25 / 4)

Don't suffocate on your own hate.

caption

by: RomanMon Jan 25, 2010 at 04:41:09 AM CST

Hmmmmmmmmm.where is my claw?Here it is.Jim Carrey do it more better.

(1.00 / 1)

Glen Beck Caption

by: sszaboMon Jan 25, 2010 at 10:01:14 AM CST

Just because I'm a "paranoid schizophrenic", it hasn't kept me off the Fox Network!

(2.33 / 6)

McNuggets

by: GreenOnionsMon Jan 25, 2010 at 10:19:37 AM CST

"So I says: HO, GIMME MA McNUGGETS! I SCRATCH YO EYES OUT LIKE THIS! I AIN'T NO N***A FO' A N***A TO BE F***IN' WIT, M*****F****A! I'ma call 911..."

(2.00 / 3)

Keep on keepin' on.

Glen Beck

by: ThePostmanMon Jan 25, 2010 at 10:52:30 AM CST

"Listen to me for if you don't surely death awaits you with big ,nasty, pointy teeth, num,num,num.

(1.50 / 2)

Beck Caption

by: glassrocksMon Jan 25, 2010 at 12:16:53 PM CST

"You just curl up your tiny claws, and make little rar, mew, hisss sounds... then the liberals get really scared! If that doesn't work, just cry like a baby!"

(2.00 / 4)

Beck caption

by: repoman2112Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 12:18:28 PM CST

Having run out of his regular brand of crazy, Glenn tries his hand at puppet theater.

(2.88 / 8)

caption

by: jack_straw_04Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 15:05:35 PM CST

Just before the feast on liberal youth Glen Beck rasied his talons preparing to strike. Moments later he produced his razor sharp retractible claws, and tore into the live youngsters. It was a horrendous affair with copious amounts of blood and gnashing of teeth. Amongst the FOX news production crew there was much rejoicing.

(2.00 / 3)

caption

by: jack_straw_04Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 15:11:13 PM CST

Just because the guy has "Phd" doesn't mean we should revere his opinion as though he were some kind of "doctor"

(3.43 / 7)

Caption (Beck to Pa;in)

by: JohnPMon Jan 25, 2010 at 18:35:15 PM CST

I just want to pinch them Sarah to make sure they are real

(2.00 / 2)

Truth

by: jtowne22Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 19:28:42 PM CST

There's this annoying thing called "truth". Avoid it at all cost! You'll never sell any gold with it!

(2.33 / 3)

Caption Contest

by: gohiltygoMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:05:21 PM CST

"Sanity"

(3.33 / 3)

Caption Contest

by: ShakenMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:07:47 PM CST

That's not what I meant when I said Rushie is "BIG" and he makes me feel pretty!!

(0.00 / 0)

Caption Contest

by: jojo_tirtirMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:10:16 PM CST

I'll get you, my pretty!
And your little dog, too!

(2.25 / 4)

Beck Caption

by: ashoramaMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:10:16 PM CST

How do you sneak up on a unique rabbit? You 'nique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.

(1.00 / 1)

Caption

by: rnaylor202Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:11:12 PM CST

So what if I'm not "a pretty little girl" I can still enjoy the dresses.

(3.14 / 7)

HEY!!

by: newidea84Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:11:22 PM CST

Little bunny foofoo...I don't wanna see you....

(1.00 / 1)

Beck Caption Contest

by: TheOtherWashingtonMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:12:18 PM CST

"AND I'LL KEEP DIGGING MY NAILS INTO AMERICAN SOCIETY. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

(0.00 / 0)

Caption - hehe

by: longhairsrevoltMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:14:04 PM CST

I've never "had sex with a woman;" I "don't know how that works..."

(2.50 / 6)

Beck Spins "Fatal Attraction"

by: ashoramaMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:15:47 PM CST

See, Glenn Close boils the little girl's bunny because rabbits are a symbol of liberalism that's tearing away at the very fabric of America.

(2.00 / 1)

Caption

by: WoadMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:15:57 PM CST

Glen Beck re-enacts "Little Bunny Fru-Fru" for his fellow Fox News anchors...

(0.00 / 0)

Caption Glenn Beck

by: DirectionalMikeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:16:45 PM CST

Glenn demonstrates how he was hatched.

(2.33 / 3)

Sing-A-Long With Glenn

by: nursekate10Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:18:29 PM CST

"Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest, scoopin' up the Liberals and boppin' 'em on the head."

(0.00 / 0)

Caption Glenn Beck

by: Misty J.Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:19:56 PM CST

"You do the hokey pokey and YOU TURN THE TRUTH ABOUT! That's what it's all about...YEAH!"

(2.50 / 4)

glen beck

by: janjunkMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:19:57 PM CST

little bunny foo-foo hoppin thru the forrest, scoopin up the liberals and boppin them on the heads

(1.33 / 3)

Caption contest

by: jbonjourMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:20:08 PM CST

So, technically, I am a "crazy-ass motherf*****" So what?!

(1.00 / 2)

caption $20.10

by: elishevaMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:20:45 PM CST

Where is Ringo, Where is Ringo, here I am, here I am. How are you today sir? Very fine I thank you. Run away, Run away.

(2.67 / 3)

caption contest

by: rabbott1971Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:21:49 PM CST

Friends, I may not have gone to "college," and I may not have a nice "haircut," but I know one thing America. These "socialist death squads" have a five point mission: to eat your grandmother, abort your daughter's baby, and make your children sing gay show tunes.

(2.75 / 4)

Caption contest

by: whitecat456Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:24:17 PM CST

I'm an "asshole".

(2.71 / 7)

caption

by: wheeljackMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:24:39 PM CST

"When you say "Science" requires the use of the "scientific method" and testible theories I believe you are just trying to exclude intelligent design."

(2.80 / 5)

Caption

by: OscarWildeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:25:34 PM CST

I have ummm, yeah: "facts".

(1.50 / 2)

Glen Beck caption

by: lavender2250Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:25:51 PM CST

"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout"

(1.00 / 2)

Beck Caption

by: tripletdad1Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:26:02 PM CST

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hoppin' through the Fear Poo,
Scooping some gold now,
and running from the Fed.

(1.00 / 2)

Glenn Beck

by: luisjose77Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:26:32 PM CST

Glenn Beck goes public about his battle with Tourette's syndrome and FINALLY America can at least understand where his sudden nonsensical outbursts come from.

(2.00 / 4)

caption

by: jmckMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:29:51 PM CST

...and to make the puppet's hands imply ambiguous quotations, Rupert just pulls up on the strings around the first two fingers of each hand!

(2.00 / 3)

Glenn Beck caption

by: kat232Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:30:20 PM CST

Welcome, "informed" viewers.

(3.14 / 7)

I've got crabs!

by: cybatsuMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:34:08 PM CST

(2.40 / 5)

accidentally trolled

by: Laureate823Wed Jan 27, 2010 at 09:27:54 AM CST

made up for it w/ a 4. my apologies

(0.00 / 0)

[ Parent ]

Beck Caption

by: Laureate823Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:35:36 PM CST

As a gay, male immigrant in need of healthcare enters the Fox Newsroom, we are given a rare glimpse of Glenn Beck in his natural defense position.

(3.17 / 12)

Glenn Beck

by: ChrisizupMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:37:56 PM CST

"I'm so, so happy that Jay Leno isn't a sick, twisted, paranoid right wing wacko, or I'd be in trouble!!"

(2.00 / 3)

Caption

by: Dragon WriterMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:38:14 PM CST

Oh yes...Pat Robertson was "wrong" to blame the victims in Haiti. (wink wink)

(2.83 / 6)

Caption Glenn Beck!

by: timothyevansMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:41:02 PM CST

"and if stupidity were people I'd be CHINA!!"

(1.75 / 4)

Ya vol herr CAPTION

by: GreywethrMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:45:04 PM CST

... and the wussie Liberals keep talking about saving this [air quotes] "Earth", or whatever they call it...

(2.50 / 4)

Beck air-quotes caption

by: nomdenetMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:45:24 PM CST

Now, if you want plain ordinary liberal commie facts then just watch the Daily Show. But if you want real American "facts" then you've come to the right place!

(2.57 / 7)

ohai

by: svMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:47:58 PM CST

"I've just been cast in the Broadway revival of CATS!"

(0.00 / 0)

needs some lyrics...

by: DirectionalMikeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:46:42 PM CST

Midnight and the kitties are sleeping.....

(0.00 / 0)

[ Parent ]

Little Beckie Foo Foo

by: debrahmayMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:48:37 PM CST

Little Beckie Foo running through the forest picking up the liberals and bopping them on the head. Along came the good fairy and this is what she said: "Little Beckie Foo Foo. I want you to stop picking up the liberals and bopping them on the head, or I will turn you into a goon! Oops! Too Late! A goon, you already are!"

(1.00 / 1)

Little Beckie Foo Foo

by: debrahmayMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:48:45 PM CST

Little Beckie Foo running through the forest picking up the liberals and bopping them on the head. Along came the good fairy and this is what she said: "Little Beckie Foo Foo. I want you to stop picking up the liberals and bopping them on the head, or I will turn you into a goon! Oops! Too Late! A goon, you already are!"

(2.00 / 2)

Caption

by: mdarlingMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:49:51 PM CST

Hissssssssssssssssssssssss!

(1.00 / 2)

Caption

by: mdarlingMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:49:51 PM CST

Hissssssssssssssssssssssss!

(1.50 / 2)

Caption

by: GuitarleeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:50:08 PM CST

If you look closely at the fingers, you will see that I have two "right" hands.

(1.50 / 2)

Caption

by: GreywethrMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:52:26 PM CST

Damn, even my "peace" signs go limp!

(3.17 / 6)

The itsy bitsy spider

by: drciroMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:53:14 PM CST

will fill your head with doubt
down comes the blame to help you want to shout
I play on your fears till I bring you all to tears
and I try to trick the folks
that's why I use all these "quotes"

(1.50 / 2)

Glenn Beck, proof of why abortion should remain legal

by: sackgrinderMon Jan 25, 2010 at 20:54:13 PM CST

My parents weren't "technically" siblings...

(3.54 / 13)

Damn, even my "peace" signs go limp.

by: GreywethrMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:02:22 PM CST

Did Nixon ever have this problem?

(2.67 / 3)

Best Caption Evar!

by: joekoenenMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:08:32 PM CST

I'm gonna go on a Tyrannosaurus Tirade! Mraowr!

(1.50 / 2)

Pedophile

by: MadnessStraightupMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:09:13 PM CST

Just Because I "Love" little boys doesn't mean i am a "pedophile"

(2.33 / 3)

Beck Caption Contest

by: drmaddog2020Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:14:53 PM CST

And this is how I cling to my last shred of self-respect and dignity...

(2.50 / 2)

Lord Pinkney

by: miloschMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:25:03 PM CST

Miles! Fetch me a fresh drool bucket...

(0.00 / 0)

[ Parent ]

Caption

by: jeffehMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:17:03 PM CST

I always do my "research".

(3.00 / 5)

Caption Glenn Beck

by: DirectionalMikeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:18:32 PM CST

[singing]
I'm a little crackpot
snort and pout.
Hear ye me blubber
Hear ye me spout.

When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Bend me over
and ream me out!"

(2.00 / 4)

Obama? He's the rabbit with the very sharp teeth!

by: little ms bMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:18:51 PM CST

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"

(2.50 / 2)

"Little Bunny Foo Foo..."

by: StephakneeSaysMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:40:23 PM CST

(0.00 / 0)

First: post, Second: read

by: StephakneeSaysMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:42:42 PM CST

I see I'm like the 30th person to come up with that. Great minds, yada yada...

(0.00 / 0)

[ Parent ]

BECK

by: tpehlkeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:43:14 PM CST

Maybe if I wave my hands and shrug my shoulders people will actually think I know what I'm talking about...

(3.00 / 3)

Caption Glenn Beck

by: DirectionalMikeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:44:08 PM CST

The itsy bitsy spider...

(1.00 / 1)

Beck Caption Contest

by: scotologicMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:46:09 PM CST

It is not considered "fisting" because Karl Rove HAS to put his arm in up to the shoulder to work my mouth.

(2.75 / 8)

BECK

by: tpehlkeMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:55:17 PM CST

Just because I'm wearing a wedding ring does not mean I'm "MARRIED"

(3.67 / 3)

caption

by: rabbott1971Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:55:50 PM CST

Is it "racist" to simply note the intellectual and cultural superiority of white people?

(3.00 / 5)

Caption

by: zerospeaksMon Jan 25, 2010 at 21:58:32 PM CST

I... "allegedly" killed a girl.

(2.80 / 5)

Looney Tunes

by: esterogenMon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:01:02 PM CST

"The Jackalope is thweatening the sanctity of wabbits evwyweh!

(0.00 / 0)

Caption

by: t2vandenMon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:08:10 PM CST

"Fair" and "Balanced" wink wink

(2.75 / 4)

Caption

by: belgaratMon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:09:28 PM CST

So, brave Democrats, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth."

(3.00 / 1)

Glen Beck Caption

by: mrmc1973Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:13:40 PM CST

"Ha Ha, I like Satan, look at my Satan claws!"

(2.33 / 3)

Glenn Beck caption

by: trevormillsMon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:29:33 PM CST

"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two equals five."

(3.33 / 3)

Glenn Beck caption

by: trevormillsMon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:31:54 PM CST

"I'm a little tea bag, short and stout. This is my program, this is my gout."

(3.00 / 3)

Caption

by: MeanOldMomMon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:38:12 PM CST

For Death and Taxes await you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

(3.00 / 3)

Caption

by: AroraMewMon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:44:10 PM CST

Look! I'm a T-Rex! RAWR!

(0.00 / 0)

caption

by: rabbott1971Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 22:58:49 PM CST

I don't know why bludgeoning a hobo isn't considered a legitimate part of the president's so-called "stimulus" plan, it sure gets me going!

(2.67 / 3)

caption

by: rabbott1971Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:04:43 PM CST

There's nothing wrong with "bipartisanship," I mean I think its something we've all probably experimented with in college.

(3.20 / 5)

Caption Contest

by: ButterflymomMon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:12:18 PM CST

"Guess who really owns Fox News, and who the second largest shareholder belongs to?"

(0.00 / 0)

Caption Contest

by: ButterflymomMon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:12:20 PM CST

"Guess who really owns Fox News, and who the second largest shareholder belongs to?"

(0.00 / 0)

Caption Contest

by: ButterflymomMon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:12:25 PM CST

"Guess who really owns Fox News, and who the second largest shareholder belongs to?"

(0.00 / 0)

If I have to fight Obama

by: billybrickMon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:18:13 PM CST

So Obama comes at me... I scratch with my left and pinch with my right...like the man I am

(0.00 / 0)

Caption

by: pendletonljMon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:22:03 PM CST

pendletonlj

I am not a "Nazi". I don't like African Americans, Asians, Indians, Muslims, Chinese, Jews, or Democrats, but I am not a "Nazi".

(3.00 / 4)

Caption

by: pendletonljMon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:32:18 PM CST

pendletonlj

Last night, Sarah, before our interview, I was writing in my journal. I just wanted to share this entry.
I had a vision, a vision of how much the same we are. Both wanting so badly to mind f*ck our viewers, not for the good of our country but to fullfill a promise; a promise you made to me. If I and Fox News get you to the 2012 presidential election, you will let me do the claw and twist trick to your aureolas. Do it. Do it, Sarah. Do it for all the teabaggers. You know they want to watch and enjoy together with us, the future leaders of a Fascist society. Love, Glenn

(3.00 / 3)

Caption

by: pendletonljMon Jan 25, 2010 at 23:52:08 PM CST

Okay so, we know historically Nazis only liked other Nazis. But just because Granddaddy Prescott Bush banked with Nazis and George Jr. called to wish Rush a happy birthday and physically we all appear to be part of the Aryan nation does not a "Nazi" make. Do racial remarks make us "Nazis" or just "Racists"? "Nazis" liked gold, I like gold, does that make me a "Nazi".
I'll make a note in my journal to discuss with Sarah on her next visit.

(3.20 / 5)

Caption

by: blackarachniaTue Jan 26, 2010 at 00:28:34 AM CST

"Intelligence"? How dare you speak that word in my presence? If I have that there intelligence, I would have realize that Bush and I are from the "special bus"

(0.00 / 0)

Caption

by: terryanaTue Jan 26, 2010 at 00:42:16 AM CST

I am a "Christian" or something...

(3.00 / 4)

In Hell

by: MetalBreathTue Jan 26, 2010 at 00:46:38 AM CST

"In Hell, my flesh will be pierced by thousands of hooks, which look like this, and slowly each inch of flesh will be stripped from my body while every so often demons pour salt water onto the wounds. On the loud speaker, Rush Limbaugh will read quotes from me and my Fox news brethren extolling the virtues of torture in a never ending loop. Of course this process will take thousands of years and at the end I will be reconstituted to begin the process all over."

(2.50 / 2)

America, I'm worried

by: ChicaMontanaTue Jan 26, 2010 at 01:19:43 AM CST

There's an evil which is going to destroy the nation I love: liberal bunny rabbits. Here, let me demonstrate...

(0.00 / 0)

Beck

by: StoneyLogoTue Jan 26, 2010 at 01:23:41 AM CST

"95% of all Americans say 4.7% of white people hate 100% of what's going on in America, and America, you're listening aren't you? That's why a forth us are still unemployed wondering how a black Muslim has stolen our country, ruined our once proud dollar, and turned it into a withering stool in the middle of Wal street!"

(2.33 / 3)

Get ready to exercise those finger muscles!

by: insertcleveridTue Jan 26, 2010 at 01:25:02 AM CST

"Fair enough!" What I'm talking about isn't "True," the events I'm describing aren't "real" and the point of view I'm establishing isn't "valid." But what I'm trying to "terrorize" you with is "fantasies" that are "horrifying," if you are prone to "paranoia" or a "sense of persecution," or happen to live in an area without a lot of "diversification of ideas" or "sensible" "people" with "higher educations." I understand that the "fact" that I have a podium is "depressing," or "soul-sucking," and that you might feel like your "neighbors" who "listen" to me remind you of "zombies" who eat "our future" with their "votes;" but the entire "purpose" of my "program" is to instill within you a "sense of dread," as opposed to "sympathy" for my "mental health."

(3.00 / 4)

technicalities..

by: mlgiardinaTue Jan 26, 2010 at 01:39:58 AM CST

"well you see.. they don't give me "money" for pushing people to invest in gold, they just gave me this neat microphone instead!!"

(3.00 / 4)

Beck Caption

by: YukkioneTue Jan 26, 2010 at 01:51:46 AM CST

Glenn re-enacts the time when a pack of Velociraptors attacked the First Continental Congress.

(3.40 / 5)

Glenn Beck Caption contest

by: erikaTue Jan 26, 2010 at 02:49:30 AM CST

Don't believe it! Those liberals don't really want to "haalp" people or save endangered "AAAnimals". They have an agenda. Dont believe it when they say they "CAA-er". You can trust me on that one.

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$20.10 Caption Contest

by: robertw42Tue Jan 26, 2010 at 04:20:54 AM CST

I'm a T-Rex, and I'm gonna get you liberals!

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CNN reject Glenn Beck

by: TheMightyJobuTue Jan 26, 2010 at 13:55:10 PM CST

Health care is Satan's work; God wants my hands to stay like this.

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CAPTION

by: starrnesTue Jan 26, 2010 at 14:01:22 PM CST

"I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!"

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Caption:

by: demonsweatTue Jan 26, 2010 at 14:21:39 PM CST

I am a "mormon".

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LOL

by: bappelmanTue Jan 26, 2010 at 14:40:33 PM CST

"Fair" and "Balanced".

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Beck Caption

by: teebeachTue Jan 26, 2010 at 14:50:33 PM CST

"I am not a crook...just a moron!"

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Beck Caption

by: biunivoqueTue Jan 26, 2010 at 15:42:01 PM CST

Some folks say that I am quote unquote "insane", but is it insane to believe that the evil liberal media elite is conspiring against hard working Americans in order to overthrow our great democratic government and replace it with a tyrannical socialist dictatorship, where death panels will decide who is worth the price of health care and who should... See More be gotten 'rid' of--and where god fearing Americans will be forced to into Atheism and those that disobey will be marched into Re-education camps? I tell you, good people, does that sound like the ramblings of a mad man?

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Without the typo...Beck Caption

by: biunivoqueTue Jan 26, 2010 at 15:44:12 PM CST

Some folks say that I am quote unquote "insane", but is it insane to believe that the evil liberal media elite is conspiring against hard working Americans in order to overthrow our great democratic government and replace it with a tyrannical socialist dictatorship, where death panels will decide who is worth the price of health care and who should...be gotten 'rid' of--and where god fearing Americans will be forced to into Atheism and those that disobey will be marched into Re-education camps? I tell you, good people, does that sound like the ramblings of a mad man?

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[ Parent ]

Caption - unemployed - vote for me!

by: RipperTue Jan 26, 2010 at 16:34:43 PM CST

Am I "sane"? Is this Fox "News"?

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Glen Geek

by: rhockeyTue Jan 26, 2010 at 18:24:47 PM CST

"I'm the evil universal health care plan! Coming to suck out your blood!"

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Glenn Beck Caption

by: arthriticTue Jan 26, 2010 at 20:04:38 PM CST

Glenn Beck explains how the Tyrannosaurus Rex was a white-hating Communist.

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My shot:

by: rememberancientwebTue Jan 26, 2010 at 23:00:15 PM CST

Glenn Beck tells, "The Truth." Again.

(4.00 / 1)

http://www.RememberAncientWeb.com
/guess which one of my fingers i'm raising?

caption

by: nanadebTue Jan 26, 2010 at 23:57:23 PM CST

"then the female preying mantis takes her........"

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Mommy and Daddy Rabbitt

by: Rush LimprodWed Jan 27, 2010 at 14:06:55 PM CST

"The Mommy bunny and the Daddy bunny decided one day to try anal sex and they enjoyed it.Normally that activity would produce no offspring as with the two bunnies.However in my case my Mom just called me Glenn!

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Beck Caption

by: wvhillbilly59Wed Jan 27, 2010 at 22:28:00 PM CST

"This is my IQ times two, ladies and gentlemen."

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Say This In A Peter Lorre Voice

by: mitch172ndWed Jan 27, 2010 at 22:55:17 PM CST

Goldline gave this to me, not you! The hands, they moved, they moved!

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Caption

by: dudleybThu Jan 28, 2010 at 18:21:57 PM CST

I mean, yeah, I'm "educated," and I'm a "journalist," and I have a "penis," but I can still be sensitive.

(2.25 / 4)

Beck the jerk

by: alicanteThu Jan 28, 2010 at 19:07:32 PM CST

Well, at least I didn't go blind!

(2.00 / 3)

Oh God! Where is the headed Glenn?

by: YoumanFri Jan 29, 2010 at 06:25:20 AM CST

'With my ADHD & FOX News' I now have the (quote, un-quote) powers, no superpowers; to help raise the Founding Fathers from the dead! Liberals be damned & I'll see you in hell my pretty little ones. I crush your head. Crush, crush'

(2.50 / 2)

John G. Youman

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

Here at Fox News our definition of "the truth" depends on who is paying us more to tell it.

by: SecondCityKateFri Jan 29, 2010 at 12:17:20 PM CST

(2.50 / 2)

how the f*ck is this guy on T.V.

by: sackgrinderFri Jan 29, 2010 at 20:42:44 PM CST

This is that guy at the bar who screams nonsense and gets pity beers because social security barely covers his rent. He subscribes to Mercenary and pets cats too hard. He bought a Tracphone just to vote on American Idol. He has masturbated in a public restroom. While I struggle to pay bills Glenn Beck is fucking a model on a pile of money. Also what is his problem? Poor people getting healthcare is REALLY so bad? We should tax religious institutions to pay for it, then everyone is happy.

(2.50 / 4)

Caption Glenn Beck Contest

by: askolnickSat Jan 30, 2010 at 16:12:56 PM CST

"I'm not saying that Barack Obama is a communist or that he is hates Christians. I'm only asking people to take the blinders off their eyes and see how Obama and his wife Michele are praying on vulnerable children, luring them with candy to their White House Easter Egg Roll, and putting pagan symbols and ideas into their impressionable young minds. Easter Bunnies are another devious part of the secular, atheist-communist conspiracy to deny Jesus Christ his rightful place at the head of our government."

http://www.enlightenedredneck....

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Caption

by: rolix7Sat Jan 30, 2010 at 17:40:10 PM CST

You don't need a "college education" to get your own show at fox news!

(3.50 / 6)

Caption

by: rolix7Sat Jan 30, 2010 at 17:41:26 PM CST

"opinion, news" ... "potato, patato"

(4.00 / 1)

Revelation!!

by: psaltsellerMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:33:26 PM CST

Oh My! We've missed the biggest clue of all!!

"oh" "Bomb" "us" !!!

He's a terrorist!!!

(3.50 / 2)

Mr. Family Values

by: psaltsellerMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:36:03 PM CST

Hello, kiddies. Wanna play tickles? Here come the happy tickle bunnies.

(3.50 / 2)

And now...

by: psaltsellerMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:41:00 PM CST

I'd like to thank the wonderful, inspirational Sarah Palin for her recipe for "Teardrop-Proof" makeup. Still having a little trouble finding the wolf livers, Sarah. Could you send me some more?

(4.00 / 1)

I will grab everyone of you with my pincers and inject my evil poison. I will control the earth...mwahahaha!

by: FreeWorldMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:46:43 PM CST

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Caption

by: faolchu5377Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:46:52 PM CST

Sarah Palin is my "Beast Master".

(3.67 / 3)

Einstein

by: rememberancientwebMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:48:03 PM CST

Sanity, like time, is relative.

(4.00 / 1)

http://www.RememberAncientWeb.com
/guess which one of my fingers i'm raising?

Caption

by: SetPhaserzToStunMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:48:26 PM CST

Glenn Beck has finally regressed back to childhood...pretending he's a T-Rex on national television.

(4.00 / 1)

glen beck

by: bertstarwarzMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:49:08 PM CST

"im not crazy in the conservitive sense"...

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Caption

by: SGlennWMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:49:14 PM CST

"I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I am coming to eat you. ROAR!!

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CAPTION

by: danielxMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:49:50 PM CST

"... And your little dog too!!!"

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glen beck

by: bertstarwarzMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:50:00 PM CST

"im not crazy in the conservitive sense"...

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glen beck

by: bertstarwarzMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:50:52 PM CST

"im not crazy in the conservitive sense"...

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BUNNY CAPTION

by: DandyalMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:55:25 PM CST

LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO, HOPPING THROUGH THE FOREST...

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caption etc.

by: GangsterHebrewMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:56:03 PM CST

With all this "democracy" getting in our way, it's no wonder we haven't completed our goal. Eradicating the Je...I mean homosexuals.

(3.40 / 5)

Caption Contest

by: buddy weedMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:57:02 PM CST

The government "borrowed" my chalkboard to give to an inner city school.

(4.00 / 1)

$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Glenn Beck!

by: RupertPupkinMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:57:20 PM CST

I am well aware of what "Dick" you are talking about.

(3.60 / 5)

Beck Caption

by: chaz493Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:57:36 PM CST

"And then the Bunnies were like "psha glenn, obama is a socialist" It was then i knew my fears had been confirmed."

(4.00 / 1)

"Buy Gold"

by: JustineCredibleMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:58:41 PM CST

"Buy Gold!"

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Caption idea

by: QuistarMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:58:51 PM CST

"I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog's healthcare, too! AHHH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

(4.00 / 1)

When the camera is off...

by: tinamarMon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:59:18 PM CST

When the camera is off, I like to dance like a Ferengi.

(3.00 / 3)

Caption Contest

by: catface711Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 12:59:57 PM CST

"One pressure point to the neck causes instant death...does Moore get the left hand, or Kucinich?"

(4.00 / 1)

Beck Caption

by: chaz493Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:00:17 PM CST

"TIGER... Rawr"

(4.00 / 1)

dont really

by: farlows02Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:00:19 PM CST

When I say I "care", I don't really mean it. I'm just "trying" to make you feel better.

(3.25 / 4)

Little bunny fufu

by: cwagner26Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:04:12 PM CST

And then the liberal fat cats will send out a death squad of bunnies to take grandma to the grave. But not before the president runs this country into the ground with his socialistic demonology he WILL suck out your soul and the smurfs but hey Im just askin a question

(4.00 / 1)

Caption

by: breakturnsMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:12:57 PM CST

Picture my life as two male "bunnies" One bunny we'll call Rush and the other Glenny Bunnny. Rush likes to getclose to Glenny and will at times climb on top of me, I mean, uh, Glenny Bunny.

(4.00 / 1)

Glenn Beck is Dr. Evil

by: cjmossMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:18:51 PM CST

I have a giant laser. With this giant laser I shall blow up Washington DC! Thus, I no longer need to sob hysterically on television!!

(1.00 / 1)

Glenn Beck is the new Bennett Brauer Caption

by: ian.kenny82Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:19:47 PM CST

...so America can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children" and who don't "eat there own dandruff"...

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Caption

by: Lori_lieMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:25:54 PM CST

...and they actually paid me to "write" a few books!

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Beck Caption

by: kirkbellMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:26:26 PM CST

"Little Bunny FooFoo,
hopping through the forest,
scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on the head."

(1.00 / 1)

Sex

by: MetalBreathMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:27:12 PM CST

My " Peee- Nissss" gets tingly when I think about Hitler.

(3.33 / 3)

Sarah

by: neutraloneMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:29:10 PM CST

Can...I...just...touch them...? A little bit..??

(3.00 / 1)

Beck

by: LunaUnitMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:33:17 PM CST

"Pants on fire!"

(4.00 / 1)

Beck

by: ottopfMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:39:59 PM CST

Two words: "O Bama"

(4.00 / 1)

Benn Gleck caption...

by: DrFermentoMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:40:53 PM CST

... and the big, bad Obamabunny came at me with these big, nasty fangs... chompa chompa chompa.

(3.50 / 2)

Caption Contest...

by: just usMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:41:26 PM CST

Don't "quote" me.

(3.33 / 3)

Caption

by: Pacman420Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:41:58 PM CST

"Global Warming"

(4.00 / 2)

Glen Beck - From OZ

by: ottopfMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:43:27 PM CST

"I'm going to get you my pretty!"

(4.00 / 1)

Caption contest...

by: just usMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:46:20 PM CST

Someone keeps saying I "murdered" a girl in 1990. I didn't "murder" a girl in 1990. Just sayin'.

(4.00 / 1)

Caption Contest

by: Dante665Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:47:49 PM CST

"Fair" and "Balanced."

(4.00 / 1)

Caption

by: MrsPMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:49:31 PM CST

Well I used to be an "alcoholic" but now I'm just a bloviating millionaire."

(3.50 / 2)

Glenn Beck

by: pakramerMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:53:47 PM CST

Do you believe this? Now those libs want to take the Easter Bunny and rename him the "Holiday Bunny" Is nothing sacred anymore?

(4.00 / 2)

Caption

by: kristinharling47Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:55:40 PM CST

And down came Sarah Palin, and she said, "Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!"

(3.50 / 2)

the truth

by: sevron7Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:57:35 PM CST

When I do this thing with my hands, it means secretly between us republicans that, means the democrats are all anti-American socialists trying to regain the American people's trust. So thank's for the tip Cheney.

(3.00 / 2)

Beck caption

by: chuckyjesusMon Feb 01, 2010 at 13:57:57 PM CST

You can spot a liberal from their claws, like this...

(3.50 / 2)

What a Clown

by: GavenoMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:03:20 PM CST

1)
Glenn Beck children's story...
"... And then Babs said to Bugs, 'I told you we should have invested in Gold.'"

2)
"You're afraid of the claw!"

(7.00 / 2)

Caption

by: NeilMacMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:06:11 PM CST

Dividing four into two is really hard! Hard! Sobs with fake tears

(4.00 / 2)

Yes we can't!

by: FactsvsbiasMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:23:15 PM CST

Just because I act "absurd,irrational and mindless" doesn't mean I shouldn't be a role model for millions of U.S. Americans. I hope to reach out to the rest of the globe with my "real world views".

(7.00 / 2)

Caption

by: byamonaMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:27:05 PM CST

I am telling you people, Obama is no ordinary president, he's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you'll ever set eyes on. I'm warning you, he's got huge sharp gnarly teeth...

(4.00 / 2)

Caption

by: shamanknightMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:27:18 PM CST

They're always talking about this little things called "integrity". Who the hell cares about that anyway?

(4.00 / 2)

Bunnies

by: terryballardMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:32:02 PM CST

There are two invisible bunny rabbits living near my head, and nobody can see or hear them but me. They tell me the things that I should be telling the Good People who depend on Fox News for their fair and balanced information

(4.00 / 1)

"Patience comes to those who wait."

Caption

by: dlouquetMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:47:09 PM CST

"Evolution?! Do I look like a Velociraptor to you?!"

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Caption

by: muttseyMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:47:29 PM CST

"Opinions are like a$$holes, everybody has one", but you really have to be one to listen to ME!

(4.00 / 1)

bunnies

by: gagrejectMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:49:56 PM CST

This playboy bunnies name is Sarah, & I'm SOOO MUCH MAN she's gonna need another bunny just to manage what I've got goin' on under this desk!

(4.00 / 1)

Mammy

by: anglocathMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:56:07 PM CST

You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. I's talking 'bout Mr. Ashley Wilkes. He'll be comin' to Atlanta when he gets his leave, and you sittin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider.

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Caption:

by: Brady BonkMon Feb 01, 2010 at 14:57:26 PM CST

Horses don't have tails. HORSES DON'T HAVE TAILS, THAT'S WHAT I SAID! I wasn't joking! Those aren't tails! Those are "Jesus Beards." And with the "Jesus Beards," a horse can actually read your mind and force you to like to eat gumballs. Now, Mother, she always told me I shouldn't HEEEEH HEEEEH HEEEEEH! SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK HEEEEEH! SQUAWK HEEEEEH! Mother always told me I shouldn't "eat" the gumballs because gumballs actually have little tiny radios in them that are SO SMALL THAT THEY DON'T GO OUT WITH YOUR POOPIE. Instead, they launch into the bloodstream and eventually drain your soul from your body and sells it to the government. How much? Two dollars and fifty five cents. TWO DOLLARS AND FIFTY FIVE CENTS. HEEEEEH! HEEEEEH! OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh blough blough blough, and now I count the pens on my desk three times each! One two three four five six seven eight nine! One two three four five six seven eight nine! One two three four five six seven eight nine!

(3.50 / 2)

Brady Bonk

by: wenn607Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:23:59 PM CST

What the heck are you on?

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Wendy Hammond

[ Parent ]

Glenn Beck caption

by: SweetpeaGeanMon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:01:51 PM CST

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

(4.00 / 1)

oops.

by: SweetpeaGeanMon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:11:29 PM CST

I guess I should have read some of the others before posting...several other people had the same thought.

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[ Parent ]

Caption

by: jkpennyMon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:02:33 PM CST

"Credible Sources"...whatever that means.

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Beck Caption

by: crazyfool20bcMon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:12:33 PM CST

"has anybody seen my stapler, it looks like this and goes 'oh snap, oh snap'"

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Caption Glenn Beck

by: wenn607Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:20:58 PM CST

"People use muggles and chuggle thier fuggles. Then they wuggle why they are puggle and thier bodies all juggle." and I quote.

(0.00 / 0)

Wendy Hammond

crazy beck

by: pablolio41Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:21:33 PM CST

of course the tea party citizens have every right to question the so called "president's citizenship". and i am calling in to question what level of "negro" he really is. you see, when you add his lack of proper papers and his undefinable negroness together, we have something far worse than a socialist commie runing our country. this, people, and i am only going to begin to touch on this subject, is akin to an alien takeover. and im not just talking "illegal" aliens.

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Glenn Beck Caption

by: ashesmdMon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:23:39 PM CST

First, we need to put the "Christ" back in Christmas. Then, put the "White" back in White House.

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Caption

by: Davis 51Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:47:17 PM CST

I'm not saying he's a "n***er", I'm just saying I have a deep seeded hatred for black people!

(3.00 / 1)

Read MY Lips

by: retrogoddfatherMon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:48:01 PM CST

" Read My Lips!" "oh SH*T I forgot my sock puppets!"

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Caption

by: onebusymunkeeMon Feb 01, 2010 at 15:52:25 PM CST

RAaaar, RAaaar, do you want to see the Tyrannosaurus Rex cry? Hey Nancy get the Vicks Vaporub, Raaarrr, Raaaar, sniff sniff.

(4.00 / 1)

Let him die!

by: kietoMon Feb 01, 2010 at 16:07:29 PM CST

Two bunnies were hopping down the road. One Liberal bunny and a Republican bunny. The Liberal bunny see's a dying bunny that just got hit by a car and says,

"We have to save him. He's one of us."

The Republican bunny replied,

"No he ain't. We didn't get by a car."

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Glenn Beck

by: marcopoloMon Feb 01, 2010 at 16:20:50 PM CST

I don't know why I struck this creepy pose but my counselors in rehab warned me that even though I gave up the bottle that "dry drunks" like me often act like they're still drinking ... a lot!

(4.00 / 1)

Another Caption

by: BrickMon Feb 01, 2010 at 16:27:25 PM CST

I'm telling you people! Barack Hussein Obama's "deep seated hatred of white people" will signal the coming of Armageddon!

(3.00 / 1)

caption

by: twoodMon Feb 01, 2010 at 16:33:29 PM CST

"THIS IS HOW YOU TEABAG A SPIDER"

(I know this is late but I had trouble with my account)

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Caption

by: JohnationMon Feb 01, 2010 at 16:54:33 PM CST

"Scientific Reasoning"

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caption

by: rememberancientwebMon Feb 01, 2010 at 17:33:32 PM CST

"Journalism."

(3.00 / 2)

http://www.RememberAncientWeb.com
/guess which one of my fingers i'm raising?

Glenn Beck

by: badvoodoodaddyMon Feb 01, 2010 at 19:42:49 PM CST

"When hunting Democrats, It's best to sneek up behind them and gouge their eyes out like this!"

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Caption

by: greyfalconMon Feb 01, 2010 at 19:47:11 PM CST

I used to be an alcoholic, but now I'm "better."

(0.00 / 0)

caption

by: imjustasixMon Feb 01, 2010 at 20:12:02 PM CST

Hello, my little pretty....

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caption

by: LFJ22Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 20:22:55 PM CST

" Holy shit! I can't believe they buy this crap!" Where are my Earth shoes?

(0.00 / 0)

glen beck contest

by: mumumuMon Feb 01, 2010 at 20:29:20 PM CST

My 2 new COOTIE friends---Greta and Bill!

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Beck caption

by: Sharon777Mon Feb 01, 2010 at 20:59:59 PM CST

On being asked if he supports GOP Chairman Michael Steele, Glen Beck responded: "Of course. (air quotes begin) Some of my best friends are black."

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The good fairy says...

by: brenthMon Feb 01, 2010 at 21:24:51 PM CST

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scoopin' up the field mice
Bop 'em on the head!
Then the Good Fairy came and said:
'Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don't wanna see you
Scoopin' up the field mice
Bop 'em on the head!
I'll give you 3 chances,
And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a Goat!'

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caption

by: allisongMon Feb 01, 2010 at 21:50:28 PM CST

Of course I am telling "the truth"

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Hypothetic Hypocrite

by: eric brockMon Feb 01, 2010 at 22:56:12 PM CST

I suppose that "hypothetically" speaking I am a hypocrite for calling out members of the democratic party for their inability to pay taxes when my own production company, Mercury Radio Arts', inability to pay taxes has at times left me to fault on my own income taxes... but come on people! this is America!

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LefTake

$20.10 Caption Contest! Caption Glenn Beck!

by: leftake

January 24, 2010 10:14 AM

Caption

CNN reject Glenn Beck

Looks like I put this in the wrong place...

Actually, it's #232...

Caption

WRONG!

Another weak attempt

beck caption

Typical "liberal" humor completely lacking in morality

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Glenn Beck

Beck Caption

Caption

Beck Caption

Beck

Beck Caption

Beck caption

caption

Closet...

"You know, those creepy Palin crotch creatures?

CAPTION

Caption!!!

Beck Caption

The CLAW!! The CLAW!!

CAPTION THIS

Caption

LMAO!

Elmer

CAPTION THIS

Beck is a tool caption contest.

And your point is, Turtlemommy?

Caption this

I am not a kook!

Caption

Caption contest

I am a "journalist"

Caption

Glenn Libaugh O'reilly Beck Axis of Evil Bunnies

Communist cats!

Speaking in tongues again...

Caption

Beck waxes philosophical

Unknown source..

Caption

Caption

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"Freedom"

caption

Beck Caption Contest

Caption

Heheh heheheh

Beck Caption

"I'll get you my pretty...and your little liberal friend too!"

Caption

Beck Caption

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Beck Caption

Quote....hrmmm....Unquote

Glenn Beck Caption

Caption

The Source

that's what I thought too

Caption

Giant Killer Robotic Rabbits!

Caption Glenn Beck

Upside Down Balls

Beck Caption

Beck Caption

Caption.

Beck Caption

Glenny

finger puppets

New Caption

Puny Humans!

Beck's take on how Brown pulled it off?

Beck caption