Yes. I'll admit it. I occasionally visit Fox News just to see what crazy crap the other side is stirring up now. But of all the crap oozing from Faux News, I must say, their "You Decide" polls never cease to amaze me. The absolute one sidedness of their polls is one for the record books. So without further ado, here are some examples I made that display my interpretations of Fox News "polls."

Why do I direct my disappointment at the Republican Party? It's really not that complicated, though it does require a run-on sentence before I make my other points. If you were a member of that party ten years ago, remained one throughout the Bush hell terms, and remain loyal even now while your ranks stir up an imaginary pot of lies and rumors in order to brain wash the masses into thinking our president is some kind of elderly killing, child interning, non-American Muslim terrorist hell bent on turning our beloved nation into a black Stalinville, then you deserve to be rebuked and called out.

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Hi. My name is Reality. Many of you may not know me, but I do actually exist, albeit, apparently in the small recesses of your brain, but believe it or not, I am in fact real.

I'm that little tiny voice of reason that kicks in when you're about to do something really stupid but choose to do it anyway. I'm that minuscule tap on your mind's shoulder when you hear a rumor that you know sounds stupid but choose to believe it anyway.

Ok, now that we've gotten acquainted, there are some things we need to talk about. And yes, they're about "you know who."  

I just finished reading a very well stated, albeit short article on CNN where Jimmy Carter addresses what we all know, that racism is playing a huge role in the anti-Obama sentiment.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITI...

It is a scary time in America. And not because we have a black president, but because former President Carter is right.

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Obama's plan is working. And if I know you as well as I think I do, as soon as it REALLY starts kicking in you will call it the Bush plan. Until then, you will still hate it.

You are against the Obama health plan too. So where is your plan? All the republicans blab on about how we do need health care reform and how the Obama plan is shit, yet not one republican has submitted one piece of health care reform legislation that truly addresses the problems and ensures health care for all Americans. How does that make any sense? Bitching about Obama is not the same as having good ideas.